Aliens

My Guide to Aliens

This is a compelling list of the different typs of aliens. You may want to memroize this information, you never know who could be an alien, you mom, dad, best friend, your dog, or even me.

Alien Type 1
*Gray Type A: The most common aliens, also known as Zeta Reticulans. According to contactees, they're a military society whose motivation is universal conquest. Standing about four and a half feet tall with large heads and wraparound eyes, a slit mouth and no visible nose, the claiim to have evolved beyond a need for reproductive or digestive systems and to have been subtly altering human genetics for thousands of years in order to be able to produce a "mixed race" of themselves and humans. These grays have thir primary bases in New Mexico and Nevada but are also based in many other countries.
*Gray Type B: Tall Grays, about seven to eight feet, with facial features similar to Type A Grays. They appear less militaristic than their cousins, but should still be considered hostile. Based in the Aleutian Islands, they intend to gain control of the Earth through political controls and agreements with major governments.
*Gray Type C: The shortest of the Grays, Typpe C's stand only three and a half feet tall, miniature versions of their larger cousins. Of all the Garys, these are the most dangerous to humans, willing to destroy their victims if the can't intimidate them into submission.

Alien Type 2:
The Reptilians. Geneticaly akin to reptiles, Type 2 aliens are of an advanced culture who view humans as a totally inferior race. They think of us as cattle and are reputed to consider some human organs as delicacies. Supposedly, the have a powered asteroid due to arrive in our system in the mid 1990's if all goes according to plan. THey believe Earth is thier own ancient outpost and expect to have complete control when tey arrive after deserting their own dying planet. Some people believe the Type A Grays are the slaves of the Reptilians.

Alien Type 3:
Human-type Aliens. Those aliens who can walk unrecognized among us.
*Human Type A: Of normal height, with human features reminiscent of the Scandinavain region, they're also known as "Blonds." These aliens were abducted by the Grays and fitted with devices to control thier actions before being released.
*Human Type B: Similar in appearance to Type A, these are Pleiadeans. Unlike the Blonds, this type is highly evolved in a spiritual sense. They have benevolent feelings toward humans and are the only aliens we should trust. They once offered their assistance to human governments but were refused, so they're now making overtures to individuals instead. They claim to be the forefathers of the entire human race, but don't spend much time on Earth due to problems at home.
*Human Type C: Very little is known, but they're apparently another of the highly evolved, benevolent, spiritual type. They appear human but their skins are pale, approaching blue, and they hail form Sirius. They are apparently aware of our danger form other aliens.