GUESTBOOK

Welcom to the slerv Guestbook.
Relax and enjoy spiritual harmony with your fellow humanoids.

Hottie,or Baby - 04/13/00 22:39:39
My Email:sweetbabyp11@hotmail.com
what flavor your gum is: pink,cotton candy flavored(hey its tha thousands!)
how scary ET was when it came out: not scary,sad and funny
how many fish you have owned/killed: killed 3 fishing and owned none
what consistency you like your eggs to be: fried,sunny side up!
what three words describe a windowless white room: dull,dark,stupid
Comments:
who the hell are these 'singers'??????just wanted to stop by since the guestbook questions are kewl,bye


Stark - 02/20/00 10:50:27
My Email:ssands@usc.edu
what flavor your gum is: Red Bull/Vodka
how scary ET was when it came out: ET is gay?
how many fish you have owned/killed: The drummer and the guitarist. Oh, wait, you mean fish with an "f"? Then none.
what consistency you like your eggs to be: As consistent as they come.
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: Truthfully? Having sex.
what three words describe a windowless white room: really boring dream
Comments:
Wow. Does anyone ever visit this place anymore? I feel like I'm visiting an ancient ruin. I haven't been here in more than a year. Well, things are going well for me right now. Everything's really starting to fall into place. However, I dearly miss hose bygone days when I could actually say "I'm in a band." I'm not anymore, and I want that back. For the record, Peter and I recently talked, and he told me he's considering coming to LA for film school (after DUKE). I can tell you right now - if tha happens, get ready for Volume 2. Best wishes, Stark


10/12/99 09:14:04
Name: Girls of ICQ My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Cool page. Thanks for letting me sign your guestbook


Easter Bunny - 06/23/99 17:41:36
My URL:http://members.aol.com/HbPh99/Hp.Scots.index.html
My Email:HbPh99@aol.com
how many fish you have owned/killed: none owned but killed 1
what consistency you like your eggs to be: half cooked
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: with Bert
what three words describe a windowless white room: innocence
Comments:
Dear Static or whatever you are called now, how are you? When are you guys going to have a concert in Dallas? I'd like to listen to you live before I move to up north. Where can i get info? Plese e-mail me! XOXO Your forever fan :-)


06/11/99 06:28:02
Name: ICQ Gal My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Nizzawebsite. Dank für das Lassen ich Ihr guestbook unterzeichnen


NMJ - 03/26/99 23:00:45
My URL:http://home.pscw.uva.nl/vanesdonk
My Email:nmj@dds.nl
what flavor your gum is: private
how scary ET was when it came out: Very......
how many fish you have owned/killed: Too many..
what consistency you like your eggs to be: medium
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: ...
what three words describe a windowless white room: very dark room
Comments:
Nice page Peter, Nanda


Grant "Wood" - 03/01/99 04:58:46
My URL:wood_rg0@sewanee.edu
My Email:up my ass
what flavor your gum is: "Lube" Brands
how scary ET was when it came out: 20 feet
how many fish you have owned/killed: twenty feet
what consistency you like your eggs to be: zwanzig Fusse
what three words describe a windowless white room: fuck
Comments:
When the revolution comes, things like internet will not exist for you, the burgeousie. We will stamp out all forms of internet freedom and the mexicans will be freed from their slavery of making computer chips for the computer industry. Yes, brothers, we can make it together...RGW "Her Cometh the Wobblies"


Kelli - 02/16/99 06:01:51
My Email:crosskl@okra.millsaps.edu
what flavor your gum is: wouldn't YOU like to know???!!
how scary ET was when it came out: W-O-W. that's all I have to say. W-O-W.
how many fish you have owned/killed: ping pong in the fishbowl...elem. carnival flashbacks...need I say more???
what consistency you like your eggs to be: hard on the outside...runny in the middle
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: asleep and free of all homework
what three words describe a windowless white room: San It Arium
Comments:
HEY HEY GUYS!!! I am just trying to find ways to procrastinate and aviod doing homework and found Peter's site...how the hell are ya'll?? Mississippi is great. come visit. now. PLEASE...someone....anyone...


Beasower - 12/22/98 05:13:55
My Email:Hbph99@aol.com
how many fish you have owned/killed: none but killed one
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: everywhere
Comments:
ARE YOU GUYS CALLED SLERVE OR STATIC OR WHAT? I STILL LISTEN TO YOUR CD. IT'S THE BEST. THERE IS A BAND CALLED REUBEUN BLOOMFIELD. THEY ARE GOOD AFTER YOU GUYS. I WOULD LOVE TO GO TO THE CONCERT THIS TIME. AND ALSO IF SECOND ALBUM COMES OUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW. ANYWAY, WHEREVER YOU ARE GOOD LUCK! STATIC ROCKS! ARE YOU GOING TO VISIT HP BATTLE OF THE BAND THIS YEAR?


Tomtom - 11/05/98 18:28:44
My Email:greenhalgh@Zetnet.co.uk
what flavor your gum is: cola
Comments:
send a e mail to at this greenhalgh@zetnet.co.uk


10/09/98 02:22:49
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.


"Little Fitz" second, youngest bro of John Fitz. - 10/03/98 14:51:25
My Email:US54him@airmail.net
what flavor your gum is: grape
how scary ET was when it came out: not- a -flinch
how many fish you have owned/killed: Thttb!!
what consistency you like your eggs to be: ¿Qué?
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: doing fun stuff
what three words describe a windowless white room: wouldn't u like 2 know
Comments:
Hey! Step up the pace on the making of this CD....but make sure you finish your studies. Just remember 2 inform me, when you guys release your CD.


MALE WHORE - 09/18/98 07:57:04
My URL:ACROSS THE STREET FROM PIMP.COM
My Email:LIQUIDSC@AOL.COM
what flavor your gum is: TUNA
how scary ET was when it came out: ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT?? VERY SCARY!!!!
how many fish you have owned/killed: NONE, BUT I LICKED A FEW
what consistency you like your eggs to be: BEATEN...HARD, THEN SOFT...THEN HARD AGAIN RIGHT AT THE END
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: PI PHI'S SHOWERS
what three words describe a windowless white room: EIGHT O SEVEN
Comments:
STARK, MY BOY, YOU ARE A DAMN GENIUS! ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT NOAH-LOA-DING-DONG AND I FALL ASLEEP TO YOUR CD LIKE EVERYNIGHT. WE SOMETIMES WAKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT PLAYING FOOSEBALL IN MY HEAD...I CANT EXPLAIN IT. BUT ANYWAY MY FRIEND...THANKS SO MUCH FO ALL THE MEMORIES WE HAD IN 807 (IGNART, BARE ASS WRESTLING..ERIC, THE PEE SOCK, TACO BELL WITH COWBOY BOOTS, YOUR MOM'S COCK RING, TWO WORDS...TIM RAUFFF, AND OF COURSE THE BETRAYAL AT MID SEMESTER....I WAS SOOO PISSED) TELL ERIC TO READ THIS AND HAVE S ME LAUGH'S TOO. I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEDICATED TO SLURVE, BUT I JUST WANNA THANK YOU GUYS FOR MAKING FIRST SEMESTER OF FRESHMAN YEAR, A, UMMMM?? MEMORABLE ONE. I LOVE YOU GUYS AND WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK WITH EVERYTHING YOU DO...AND PLEASE SH T THE DOOR WHEN YOUR PINCHIN A LOAF!!! YOUR BUD- MIKE


toilet sniffer - 09/16/98 17:32:42
My URL:plasma center
My Email:Mark.Borezo@edwards.boc.com
what flavor your gum is: feces
how scary ET was when it came out: comedy
how many fish you have owned/killed: I've eaten about 3000 live goldfish
what consistency you like your eggs to be: raw baby
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: stoned
what three words describe a windowless white room: cool, live, balls
Comments:
Kill everyone and everything


Cindy - 09/10/98 08:36:00
My URL:http://www.0001011.com/users/cindy
My Email:cinth@usa.net
comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy
Comments:


Holliday - 09/01/98 03:52:41
My Email:emily@d-holliday.com
what flavor your gum is: winterfresh
how scary ET was when it came out: i cried at first but then i wanted to be drew barrymore, so i wore my hair in pigtails everyday like hers
how many fish you have owned/killed: too many to remember
what consistency you like your eggs to be: I HATE EGGS!!!!
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: hapily married to a wonderful guy :)
what three words describe a windowless white room: innocent, calm, needs some serious decorating, ie call Martha Stewart
Comments:
hello everyone- well i am in the middle of hell week for me, RUSH week, go a-chi-o. i am taking a study break right now from studying anatonomy & physiology (for nursing), and i was going through all of my web page bookmarks and have not seen the websit in forever... well everything is going well in horned frog country and i think yall will be suprised that smu will not be the only team that we beat this year in football. hope you all have a great year in school.... holliday


Cool Person - 07/31/98 02:20:08
My Email:HbPh99@aol.com
Comments:
Is that true that you had a concert in Dallas recently? If it's true, i am very sad that I didn't get to go. INFORM ME ABOUT CONCERTS!!! Also inform me about the new album. k? You guys are the best. :)


Susan Cox - 07/09/98 18:19:18
My Email:baylor20@hotmail.com
what flavor your gum is: fruit stripes
how scary ET was when it came out: pretty darn scary
how many fish you have owned/killed: lots
what consistency you like your eggs to be: sunny side up
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: yesterday
what three words describe a windowless white room: no window room
Comments:
Hello. I sure hope this is the Pete Flowers I think it is. I never knew you were in a band. I'm very impressed. Why don't ya'll come and play at Baylor? Pete-send me an e-mail to let me know if you got this. I'll go ahead and say you guys are great ven though I've never heard you before. Good luck!


Esther - 05/04/98 02:51:07
My URL:http://members.aol.com/HbPh99/Hpbball.index.html
My Email:HbPh99@aol.com
what flavor your gum is: strawberry
how scary ET was when it came out: not really
how many fish you have owned/killed: killed 1
Comments:
I love Slerv so much. I am so glad that I own your CD. HP senior talen show is on May 6th. COME BACK TO HPHS AND PLAY FOR US. ARE YOU GOING TO BE PLAYING IN DALLAS OVER THE SUMMER? INFORM ME! :)


Esther - 05/04/98 02:49:34
My URL:http://members.aol.com/HbPh99/Hpbball.index.html
My Email:HbPh99@aol.com
what flavor your gum is: strawberry
how scary ET was when it came out: not really
how many fish you have owned/killed: killed 1
Comments:


John West (Jonas the Gatekeeper - 04/28/98 05:20:00
My URL:wherever
My Email:bdjhw6249@aol.com
what flavor your gum is: cinnimon
how scary ET was when it came out: very
how many fish you have owned/killed: about 800
what consistency you like your eggs to be: very very runny
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: in a bowl off the coast of Argentina
what three words describe a windowless white room: kinda like a clock that drinks Dr. Pepper
Comments:
HEY PETER, HOWS IT GOING. LONG TIME NO SEE. I WAS LISTENING TO YOUR CD AND I THOUGHT I WOULD CHECK OUT THE WEB SITE, SO I DID. WELL, I'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU THIS SUMMER. HAVE FUN AT DUKE!!


John West (Jonas the Gatekeeper - 04/28/98 05:18:55
My URL:wherever
My Email:bdjhw6249@aol.com
what flavor your gum is: cinnimon
how scary ET was when it came out: very
how many fish you have owned/killed: about 800
what consistency you like your eggs to be: very very runny
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: in a bowl off the coast of Argentina
what three words describe a windowless white room: kinda like a clock that drinks Dr. Pepper
Comments:
HEY PETER, HOWS IT GOING. LONG TIME NO SEE. I WAS LISTENING TO YOUR CD AND I THOUGHT I WOULD CHECK OUT THE WEB SITE, SO I DID. WELL, I'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU THIS SUMMER. HAVE FUN AT DUKE!!


John West (Jonas the Gatekeeper - 04/28/98 04:57:52
My URL:wherever
My Email:bdjhw6249@aol.com
what flavor your gum is: cinnimon
how scary ET was when it came out: very
how many fish you have owned/killed: about 800
what consistency you like your eggs to be: very very ruuny
Comments:
HEY PETER, HOWS IT GOING. LONG TIME NO SEE. I WAS LISTENING TO YOUR CD AND I THOUGHT I WOULD CHECK OUT THE WEB SITE, SO I DID. WELL, I'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU THIS SUMMER. HAVE FUN AT DUKE!!


Phelickz - 04/24/98 01:53:30
My Email:olives@northcascades.net
what flavor your gum is: I have public rice
how scary ET was when it came out: Gelatin hair?
how many fish you have owned/killed: Tu es tres bete
what consistency you like your eggs to be: i'm the vector detector
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: What an ecstasy!
what three words describe a windowless white room: Mental institution with a green door...wait, i belong to the KGB, or is it the GRU?
Comments:
Hey, I got your CD...it sucks. Jeeeezzzzzzzzzzzze guys. What's this about posers? Get some more original tunes and update your webpage more than once a year. Bye


Lindsey - 04/20/98 01:10:57
My URL:Nashville
My Email:lindsey.b.cullum@vanderbilt.edu
what flavor your gum is: speriment
how scary ET was when it came out: scared the shit out of me
how many fish you have owned/killed: at least ten- jose, carlos, selena, juan, etc.
what consistency you like your eggs to be: fluffy
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: dead
what three words describe a windowless white room: depends on who you are stuck there with
Comments:
Slerv kicks major bootie. These boys are my favorite hoochie-mommas.


dork - 02/27/98 16:44:01
what flavor your gum is: juicy fruit
how scary ET was when it came out: not very
how many fish you have owned/killed: none
what consistency you like your eggs to be: well done-scrambled
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: !$#!%#^%$#%*
what three words describe a windowless white room: ruth anne vineyard
Comments:
hey guys, i was doing a research project and ended up at the baylor homepage..so i visited pete's page and finally found y'all. your like my favorite band ever!!! man i was at you very first show... maybe you could send me some free stuff..cds, shirts, bumber stickers and the like. i hope school is going well and that y'all actually check this guestbook. see you this summer, Dorothy


The Lovely Brandie - 02/20/98 08:23:41
My Email:brandiem@asu.edu
what flavor your gum is: Paradise Punch
how scary ET was when it came out: pretty damn scary
how many fish you have owned/killed: more than my fair share
what consistency you like your eggs to be: scrambled to perfection
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: the top of the Eiffel Tower
what three words describe a windowless white room: a little freaky
Comments:
A friend at USC played the CD for me and let me tell you...you guys are awesome!!! If I only had my own copy...it would be the one most frequently played. I'll be waiting for you guys to land a huge record deal, become famous, start touring and have an bundance of groupies waiting for you at every stop throwing their clothes at you. Bonne chance dans la vie. J'ecouterais pour vous. Je m'en vais...au revoir.


Lucas - 02/08/98 12:25:33
My Email:boyattroy@aol.com
what flavor your gum is: Winterfresh
how scary ET was when it came out: really really scary
how many fish you have owned/killed: over 50
what consistency you like your eggs to be: not runny, please, not runny
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: alive would be good
what three words describe a windowless white room: home sweet home
Comments:
You guys are incredible! Keep playing whenever you have the chance because you have produced some great tunes. Don't give up on your dream to make it big. Stark, you are the best! 807 4eva. Thanks for making music! Lucas


- 02/02/98 00:52:19
Comments:


Richard Fuquay - 12/13/97 22:27:19
My URL:fuqioz@rice.edu
My Email:fuqioz@rice.edu
what flavor your gum is: soybeans
how scary ET was when it came out: too scary for me to see
how many fish you have owned/killed: too many to count
what consistency you like your eggs to be: as long as they're out of the chicken
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: land of 1000 dances
what three words describe a windowless white room: "let me out"
Comments:
Hi Peter. It's been awhile since I have checked Planet Slerv and DAMN it is really weird. You need to get your head checked. I don't know where you come up with this shit. But I like it -- random cracks are right up my alley, I mean, uh, forget that last art. See you later. Richard


Call Me Daddy... - 12/10/97 02:00:40
My URL:http://www-internal.uscc.usma.edu/brigade/Regiments/Reg-1/Bn-3/CO-H/
My Email:x12355h1@trotter.usma.edu
what flavor your gum is: Marlow Marcy's Dr. Riffic
how scary ET was when it came out: Not as scary as All Dogs Go To Heaven
how many fish you have owned/killed: 40(I'm telling you-it was Cubby)
what consistency you like your eggs to be: From the concentrate
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: a slerve groupie
what three words describe a windowless white room: my, nasty, barracks
Comments:
How many times do I have to sign this thing before you listen to my story. I'm telling you, I was abducted by aliens. I was driving in Roswell, NM, and these green things with eyeballs all over sucked my into their space ship thing and probed my in all orts of ways. My ass was as black and blue as a Harlem cubscout. They packed my fudge tighter than Rosie O'Donnell in spandex. And you know what? They won't believe me. It's always the same thing--"Mr. Alexis, do you think that drinking a gallon of w ndex might have altered your 'sense of reality?'" Well, they'll believe me when they get their probe. --Jon Alexis


Julio Rodriguez (or Blair's roommate) - 12/09/97 23:49:17
My URL:OlyWA & LexVegasVA
My Email:truaxr@wlu.edu
what flavor your gum is: Natural Light
how scary ET was when it came out: less scary than seeing Blair without any pants
how many fish you have owned/killed: none
what consistency you like your eggs to be: unrunny
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: I don't know....
what three words describe a windowless white room: OUR DORM ROOM
Comments:
okay, so actually the room has windows, and it's kind of an off white color, but anyway..... Blair the bass guy is pretty cool, even though I slammed him above. I especially like it when he slinks across the room and into my bed late at night (hey, his gets cold, okay!!) I never thought I'd have to live with a Texan - worried about country musi - but I have to say, this band kicks ass!


cat - 12/09/97 01:01:51
My Email:chl7w@virginia.edu
what flavor your gum is: grape
how scary ET was when it came out: not very
how many fish you have owned/killed: too many to count
what consistency you like your eggs to be: sunny side up
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: italy
what three words describe a windowless white room: windowless white room
Comments:
cliff told me to comment on how cool he is and how big his @%#$* is. i was once a parkie...i could have been just like many of you, but, instead, they shipped me to houston where the buffalo roam free. i have never recovered.


Marlon Brando ( Brandon Dust) - 12/07/97 01:41:30
My URL:None Yet
My Email:dust@bucknell.edu
what flavor your gum is: cinnamon
how scary ET was when it came out: really man!!!
how many fish you have owned/killed: 25 owned, 6 killed
what consistency you like your eggs to be: scrambled
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: naked with 3 women
what three words describe a windowless white room: dark, black, lonely
Comments:
My friend Jon Rietz showed me this place, He says you guys rock.


Stark - 12/03/97 21:39:22
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/sunsetstrip/8767
My Email:ssands@usc.edu
what flavor your gum is: slervalicious
how scary ET was when it came out: Sorry, guys, but ET was for CHILDREN.
how many fish you have owned/killed: I hate to repeat myself, but fish are for CHILDREN!
what consistency you like your eggs to be: CHILDREN!!!
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: What kind of question is that?! It's a question for MINDLESS IDIOT CHIIIILLLDREN!!!!
what three words describe a windowless white room: ch. ild. ren.
Comments:
Wow, I really let go of myself for a minute there. Sorry, people. (No offense, children) Things are going well out here in LA, in fact, I have formed a new band. We are called schlirv. We've been playing clubs in Pasadena, Santa Monica, Downtown LA, nd a little run-down joint in Compton called the Squealing Cat. We only played the Compton place once, because it wasn't exactly what you would call... friendly. I hope no one minds, but we've mostly been playing stuff from the old slerv CD. We have got en a lot of attention, and last week we got an offer from Capitol Records. They are nice. You should meet them sometime. Anyway, we (schlirv) signed a four CD contract and we start recording the first one in early February. I will keep everyone notifi d, and if things work out, you will see us on Mtv in a year and a half. Like I said, things are going well out here in LA. I hope evryone knows that everything above this sentence is complete and total hogwash and fibbery. I have no new band, and no new record contract. In fact, I am miserable because I haven't been able to jam with slerv all semester, and it's beginni g to have an effect on my grades. I HAVE, however, been to the Squealing Cat, and let me tell you, it's not a place for the likes of slerv. Best wishes to all, Stark


Shirley - 12/01/97 21:00:22
My URL:longview
My Email:ssisk@clandlv.com
what flavor your gum is: extra spearmint
how many fish you have owned/killed: none
what consistency you like your eggs to be: over easy
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: lake house
what three words describe a windowless white room: boring sanitary useless
Comments:
Hey guys! Can't believe I actually came across your web page, hope everything is going great for all of you! Ms. Sisk


Haywood Jablomie - 11/23/97 19:59:50
My URL:www.sewanee.edu/daniejm0
My Email:Hagfish911@aol.com
what flavor your gum is: don't chew that sh*t
how scary ET was when it came out: whoever wrote this survey is a real WIMP
how many fish you have owned/killed: i plead the 5th
what consistency you like your eggs to be: hard, like wood
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: love shack baby
what three words describe a windowless white room: bad ring worm
Comments:
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world there is no such thing as Kaiser Sosee. ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.


Scot - 11/17/97 01:55:47
what flavor your gum is: strawberry
what three words describe a windowless white room: solitude
Comments:
Want to know about HP Scots football? Go here. http://members.aol.com/HbPh99/Scots.football.rindex.html Go Scots! Take state!


busty - 11/09/97 00:40:24
My Email:esb2a@virginia.edu
what flavor your gum is: winterfresh
how scary ET was when it came out: very, very
how many fish you have owned/killed: only my pet shark
what consistency you like your eggs to be: i like them raw
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: i want to be an assasin
what three words describe a windowless white room: dark, white, and windowless
Comments:
i am in love with Clifton Squibb.


Truth - 10/25/97 18:28:33
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: everywhere there is love and peace :)
Comments:
R u going to come to the HP football playoffs? We have only two district games left and we just kicked Southlake's butt yesterday. Please come to the playoffs. I miss you guys so much especially - P.F. :) BYE!


Phil - 10/24/97 20:30:05
My URL:the side
My Email:phild@virginia.edu
what flavor your gum is: slervalicious
how scary ET was when it came out: scarily shitty
how many fish you have owned/killed: owned none, killed many
what consistency you like your eggs to be: hard
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: A Slerv Album Cover
what three words describe a windowless white room: Black Black Black
Comments:
I liked the Static CD. Stop changing your band name so damn frequently.


Phil - 10/24/97 20:29:24
My URL:the side
My Email:phild@virginia.edu
what flavor your gum is: slervalicious
how scary ET was when it came out: scarily shitty
how many fish you have owned/killed: owned none, killed many
what consistency you like your eggs to be: hard
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: A Slerv Album Cover
what three words describe a windowless white room: Black Black Black
Comments:


Animal - 10/24/97 00:13:34
My Email:cep4e@virginia.edu
what flavor your gum is: double bubble
how scary ET was when it came out: more sad than scary
how many fish you have owned/killed: none-unless you count my goldfish (1)
what consistency you like your eggs to be: fried or poached
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: living at one of my houses (my beach house) with my two best friends and a man who gives me orgasms twice a day
what three words describe a windowless white room: empty,serene,bright
Comments:
POOP ON YOUR FACE, SEE HOW IT TASTES, POOP ON YOUR HAIR, POOP EVERYWHERE. I love the band, keep on playing. I saw you at Nissan Pavilion and you were phat dude. Am I accepted?


Haywood Jablomie - 10/22/97 21:01:43
My URL:http://www.sewanee.edu
My Email:Hagfish911@aol.com
what flavor your gum is: pineapple-coconut-zuccini-artichoke
how scary ET was when it came out: not as scary as Bambi
how many fish you have owned/killed: i have never killed a fishy, but i will kill anybody who has
what consistency you like your eggs to be: boiled
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: cyberspace
what three words describe a windowless white room: silky, sexy, coarse
Comments:
Mao, Stalin, Josiah. They all have something in common. They, with the exception of Josiah to this point, have led unsuccessful communist revolutions. I will be Different. You'll see.


melissa - 10/22/97 02:53:27
My Email:blzrd301@aol
Comments:
BLAIR, whats up? how is washington & Lee? i heard that you like it a lot. the HP theatre dp. is not the same without you! We miss you.


Tiffany Welsh - 10/22/97 02:25:34
My Email:TifferW80
what flavor your gum is: Strawberry
how scary ET was when it came out: eh, so-so
how many fish you have owned/killed: About 50 different ones during my childhood, and managed to kill them all from lack of proper care
what consistency you like your eggs to be: Sunny side up
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: Asleep in a warm bed
what three words describe a windowless white room: non-black, unwindowed, and roomish
Comments:
Hey Blair! How's W&L? The band is awesome, but you guys should do personal profiles.


Melissa - 10/22/97 02:08:21
My Email:Blzrd301@aol
what flavor your gum is: i can't tell anymore
how scary ET was when it came out: not at all
how many fish you have owned/killed: .....none.
Comments:


Love - 10/22/97 00:05:13
My URL:http://members.aol.com/HbPh99/Hp.Scots.index.html
My Email:HbPh99@aol.com
what flavor your gum is: strawberry
how many fish you have owned/killed: none but killed one
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: in New York watching all the broad way musicals ALL DAY!!!
what three words describe a windowless white room: loneliness, crazy, snowy
Comments:
Dear Web Page Maker, I love your band webpage, but you should update it often. I visit here many times, and all I see is the same thing! Thank you. And please visit my homepage and sign my guestbook. My guestbook is very lonely. :)


Laura - 10/21/97 23:41:15
My Email:schramml@wlu.edu
what flavor your gum is: variety pack
how scary ET was when it came out: my memory only goes back to about three weeks ago
how many fish you have owned/killed: I've never personally owned any fish. But, my friend in the room next to me just got a fish that I have halfway adopted. It's name is Bong
what consistency you like your eggs to be: scrambled
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: someplace south of the mason-dixon line
what three words describe a windowless white room: clean yet dirty
Comments:
Howdy everybody! I am at W&L with Blair. We have acting class together. He gave me a copy of the CD. I really like it!! Hopefully I'll get to hear y'all play sometime. Bye.


Jon Alexis - 10/21/97 14:05:25
My URL:Dante's inner-most ring of hell(West Pt.)
My Email:x12355h1@trotter.usma.edu
what flavor your gum is: that one in Pee wee herman that made the kid cry
how scary ET was when it came out: not as scary as present day Drew Barrymore
how many fish you have owned/killed: 40-cubby killed them all
what consistency you like your eggs to be: Frozen egg pops
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: substitute at HP
what three words describe a windowless white room: white, windowless, roomy
Comments:
I found "Greatest Hits" on RealAudio at RealAudio.com. This is helpful to all of you go to colleges where they don't let freshmen talk, let alone have stereos.


Adrienne (sometimes Draino, but you'll have to talk to Sarah B. about that...) - 10/21/97 03:28:15
My URL:Nowhere. I'm homeless and web illiterate. You can help me! SEND MONEY!
My Email:AdrienneEE@tamu.edu
what flavor your gum is: wintergreen (does Chuck Novelle know he misspelled Tutti Frutti? )
how scary ET was when it came out: I don't remember too well, but "The Never-Ending Story" gave me nightmares for months...
how many fish you have owned/killed: 4/2, actually, my room mate killed the two ("The heater fritzed out!" she yells from her half of the room...)
what consistency you like your eggs to be: Omlette consistency, although at our dining hall, omlettes come from carton o' egg product (gotta love Sbisa...)
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: A less conservative Texas A&M. These people are wierd. Nice, but weird.
what three words describe a windowless white room: Roomy, highly reflective, yet dark.
Comments:
Hey Peter! this page looks better every time I stop in. Im kinda impressed. Popped slerv into the cd player the other day, and my room mate said you sound better than most high school (well, college now, i suppose...) bands shes heard. Take that how y u will. OH, and i was reading The Merchant of Venice for my Shakespeare class the other day and having Euro-flashbacks. "What news on the Rialto?" pray for me down here in the land of cows and beer...


jennifer Trueblood - 10/21/97 02:41:32
My Email:Minow96 @AOl.com
what flavor your gum is: winterfresh
how scary ET was when it came out: AHHHH
what consistency you like your eggs to be: runney
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: dead
what three words describe a windowless white room: scary, white, & white
Comments:
Static or Slerv- whatever- Rocks


Blair - 10/20/97 22:24:23
My Email:mitchellb@wlu.edu
what flavor your gum is: bubliciousssssssssss
how scary ET was when it came out: didn't phase me
what consistency you like your eggs to be: over easy with picante
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: on tour with the surviving members of slerv
what three words describe a windowless white room: asylum rubber room
Comments:
i've talked to two other band mates, and we all want the same thing for thanksgiving. turkey, dressing, white zinfindel, and slerv...


The girl w/ the afro - 10/19/97 00:52:36
My URL:www.moviesounds.com it rules
My Email:LIVHG@rhodes.edu
what flavor your gum is: poop
how scary ET was when it came out: i like cried really hard and started screaming and my parents took me out in the parking lot and beat me.
how many fish you have owned/killed: none
what consistency you like your eggs to be: not runy but at the same time not hard
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: w/ stark
what three words describe a windowless white room: um wait what
Comments:
You guys are the biggest buch of dorks, but i guess you are pretty cool. um huh yeah okay bye hav fun at school.


Missy Weathersby - 10/18/97 02:16:21
My Email:weathersbyn@wlu.edu
what flavor your gum is: wintergreen
how many fish you have owned/killed: zero
what consistency you like your eggs to be: over easy
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: listening to slerv at mud island
Comments:
Peter- You need to update your homepage because it is making your band look pretty lame. I am in Clif's room and Blair is in here too and they agree that you need to do some work. I am just kidding it is a good start, and i am considering buying a CD! I go to school with Blair at DUBYANELL and we are having a blast. Anyway, i will stop writing so you can get busy working on the homepage. Goodluck, and I will check back soon! Love, a new fan


Seb - 10/16/97 04:07:57
My URL:Proud To Be A Scot
My Email:sgb@aol.com
how many fish you have owned/killed: none but killed one
Comments:
Static i mean Slerv rules! I wonder about one thing. Is that true the song Daisy is for the girl HPHS? The girl with a short blond hair. The girl who has dimples? Anyway, when r u gys coming back to HPHS and sing for us? I miss you guys. BYE


Andrew Vestal - 10/14/97 21:55:12
My URL:http://www.square.net/
My Email:andrewv@stanford.edu
what flavor your gum is: unflavored
how scary ET was when it came out: not very, but when I lived in Philadelphia I knew the nurse who said "the creature is dead" now THAT'S scary!
how many fish you have owned/killed: 3/3 One of them died on the way from the tank to the checkout counter. :( But Ziegfried lived for two and a half years ...
what consistency you like your eggs to be: gaseous
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: i want to be everywhere, i want to know everything, i want to do something that matters
what three words describe a windowless white room: windowless, white, roomish
Comments:
Slerv is kewl. All the members ruke like 47 big dawgs jumping in lime jell-O with their alsum tungs getting stuk in oskilating fans!!! Or something. They have a big cult following here at Stanford. My girlfriend, Chelsea Clinton, thinks they're awesom .


holly - 10/13/97 05:14:18
My Email:hrmorris@samford.edu
what flavor your gum is: cinnamon
how scary ET was when it came out: not very
how many fish you have owned/killed: lots
what consistency you like your eggs to be: scrambled
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: not here
what three words describe a windowless white room: my dorm room
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Ashley & Emilie - 10/10/97 23:03:05
My Email:Amcgill@scf.usc.edu
what flavor your gum is: Extra Winterfresh
how scary ET was when it came out: Pretty scary
how many fish you have owned/killed: 5/5
what consistency you like your eggs to be: Not mushy
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: Ashley: In Hawaii sunbathing. Emilie: Alive & successful
what three words describe a windowless white room: isolated, quiet, scary
Comments:
We love Stark! He is our favorite boy. we like his new haircut. We think he is a hottie. We havent quite heard the CD yet, but regardless, WE LOVE STARK! Go Trojans, Fight on! KKG


Devin Lonergan - 10/04/97 03:17:30
My URL:www.pornlovers.com
My Email:dolonrgn@leland.stanford.edu
what flavor your gum is: beaver
how scary ET was when it came out: I'm still messed up.
how many fish you have owned/killed: 13/13 but no jury in the world could convict me
what consistency you like your eggs to be: really hot and over easy, just like my women, too bad I haven't had any lately
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: liqoured up
what three words describe a windowless white room: college dorm room
Comments:
my close personal friend chelsea clinton loves this web page. the secret service hate it though.


BLAKE - 10/02/97 20:20:44
My Email:harkewb0@sewanee.edu
what flavor your gum is: Yo' Mama
how scary ET was when it came out: Not nearly as scary as the knowlege of what became of the vast majority of its actors!
how many fish you have owned/killed: Dozens
what consistency you like your eggs to be: Over easy
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: The White House
what three words describe a windowless white room: Cabbage, windowdressing, copyright
Comments:
I just would like to say three things: 1.) I'm better than you; just ask Peter 2.) We can take over Canada using giant toasters and large toaster pastries, and 3.) I'm a D.J. with Josiah on WUTS FM, 91.3 Sewanee, Tenn., and it's all HIS fault!


Woody - 10/02/97 20:13:58
My Email:FATASS
what flavor your gum is: KILBASA
how scary ET was when it came out: I SOILED MYSELF
how many fish you have owned/killed: I SAW ONE ONCE
what consistency you like your eggs to be: KINDA LIKE MY WOMEN
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: WITH RIETZ
what three words describe a windowless white room: NOT REALLY LIGHT
Comments:
WELL AN OPEN FORUM FOR ONCE...WHAT CAN I SAY? Ich wunsche mir ein neues Teppich haben! (look it up fatass!)


Charles Norvell, Prince of Wales - 10/02/97 04:58:13
My Email:charles.j.norvell@vanderbilt.edu
what flavor your gum is: tutty-frutty
how scary ET was when it came out: now every time I see a long thing with a red tip i cry
how many fish you have owned/killed: killed none, but I eloped with one
what consistency you like your eggs to be: like a runny nose
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: in the arms of Princess Di
what three words describe a windowless white room: not very black
Comments:
Have a brew, don't cost nothin'.


Josiah Daniel - 09/25/97 04:26:27
My Email:josiah.m.daniel@sewanee.edu
how scary ET was when it came out: pee in my pants scary!
how many fish you have owned/killed: 1 goldfish, named PETER
what consistency you like your eggs to be: HARD....hard hard hard
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: in a woman's arms
what three words describe a windowless white room: I.don't.know.
Comments:
zounds! i had some cantelope today. it was superb. anyway, i'm a DJ at WUTS 91.3 in sewanee, tn......i play slerv on the radio without making any references to their sexual prowess (somebody needs to dispose of buddy wiley). ok, well, hagfish is the g eatest.


Jon Rietz - 09/22/97 23:37:35
My Email:rietz@bucknell.edu
what flavor your gum is: dingleberry
how scary ET was when it came out: I wet my pants 47 times and soiled myself twice
how many fish you have owned/killed: 37 including 7 of my brothers
what consistency you like your eggs to be: fried with a side of beef
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: At a 50 year Slerv reunion concert
what three words describe a windowless white room: Chewy Broasted Chicken
Comments:


- 09/21/97 20:17:39
My Email:Hippechk@aol.com
what flavor your gum is: Doublemint
how scary ET was when it came out: don't remember
how many fish you have owned/killed: 2 alligator gar--still alive
what consistency you like your eggs to be: hard-boiled
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: Hopefully, on my way to where I wanted to be..
what three words describe a windowless white room: Secretive Stark Sanctuary
Comments:
Hi, Slerv. Hope you are all having a great time in/at your respective colleges. We miss you all here at HP and Dallas but you've "gone to a better place."--- that's for sure. HP Scots football is dominating, so far. Of course, the awesome DEFENSE of two particular Slerv brothers is where it's at!! We beat Hillcrest 49-13 last Friday night, 9/19. It would have been a shutout, but the coaches finally got smart and let some bac up players play. Poor Hillcrest. See ya and have fun..... drop me an e-mail sometime.


Dooze - 09/20/97 17:44:40
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/9910
My Email:famigos@airmail.net
what flavor your gum is: pajama
how scary ET was when it came out: almost as scary as John Tesh in concert
how many fish you have owned/killed: nada you sick webmaster
what consistency you like your eggs to be: raw
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: in a windowless white room
what three words describe a windowless white room: windowless, white, and roomy
Comments:
I've always loved those crap-shoots in the back of pajamas. Why don't they make them for older people, I mean afterall, don't older people have to can their can material at times? Oh yea, and webmaster (if that is your real name) will the bandmembers' h ads be wearing masks for halloween?


Allison Horton - 09/20/97 17:36:29
My Email:Wheateeman@aol.com
what flavor your gum is: Cinnamon
how scary ET was when it came out: Don't remember
what consistency you like your eggs to be: fried
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: married to William West
what three words describe a windowless white room: boring, white, windowless
Comments:
"Smile, tomorrow will be worse." "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything!"


Jacob Sands - 09/13/97 07:16:46
My Email:6567iui
what flavor your gum is: cinnamon
how many fish you have owned/killed: 5/4
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: 5555
what three words describe a windowless white room: white
Comments:
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Proud To Be A Scot - 09/12/97 21:58:08
My URL:Park Cities
My Email:sgb33
how many fish you have owned/killed: none but killed one
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: everywhere
Comments:
I listend to the CD all the time and I love it so much. I hope that you guys visit HPHS and sing for the Battle of the Bands.


Stark Sands - 09/12/97 04:27:24
My URL:You're on it.
My Email:Beeeaaatch@aol.com
what flavor your gum is: Yankee-doodle
how scary ET was when it came out: Not as scary as Ernest Saves Halloween
how many fish you have owned/killed: Never owned any but killed 27
what consistency you like your eggs to be: Caustic
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: On a plate
what three words describe a windowless white room: Magically Dee Licious
Comments:
I have never been physically overpowered by a website. ....until now.


Peter - 09/11/97 04:54:45
My URL:the slerv homepage
My Email:ppj@acpub.duke.edu
what flavor your gum is: ear
how scary ET was when it came out: real skary
how many fish you have owned/killed: don't know, but killed all I ever owned
what consistency you like your eggs to be: brain
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: washing my clothes
what three words describe a windowless white room: calm, comfortable, peaceful––like John YaYa
Comments:
If God chose to save the evil instead of the good, which would you be? I think that is the question that I would ask Bilbo Baggins if I saw him on the street doin something cool like giving away paper flowers or drinking milk. Mmm. Milk. Do you like m lk? Oh... Then I have to go.


Stuyvesant - 09/10/97 03:55:02
My e-mail:cas5d@virginia.edu
what flavor your gum is: funky
what color your brain is: brain-color
how scary ET was when it came out: i soiled me britches
how many fish you have owned/killed: one is too many
what consistency you like your eggs to be: caesar
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: at the nudie bar
what three words describe a windowless white room: Clif Squibb
Comments:
I find you,_______, very attractive.


Jon Alexis - 09/10/97 00:55:37
My Email:x12355h1@trotter.usma.edu
what flavor your gum is: bubbalicios
what color your brain is: grey how scary ET was when it came out: scarier than Dave Thomas in a bikini
how many fish you have owned/killed: owned 20, brother killed 'em all
what consistency you like your eggs to be: benedict
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: genesis women's shelter
three words that describe a white windowless room: white, windowless, roomy--kind of like slerv.
Comments:
It's ironic, don't you think. Like rain on your wedding day. It the archetypal irony that gets my britches all steamy. Have fun in college you crazy kids.


Travis A. Kosydar - 09/09/97 04:08:10
what flavor your gum is: juicy fruit
how scary ET was when it came out: made me cry
how many fish you have owned/killed: none
what consistency you like your eggs to be: scrambled
where you want to be in 9999 tomorrows: next 2 u on MTV
Comments:
Hey guys, call me toll free from college at 1-888-400-bang and no that's not a sex line :)