The State Of The End Of The Millennium Address


This song has a riff that goes something like this: EE - F#F# - F#F# - GG - GG

Neighbors, nobody loves you like we do. Neighbors, your government has
triumphed in finally making you a public fit for the 21st century. Never
before has a governing body shown so much concern for the economic
well-being of its subjects. Today we have insulated you from countless
factions who threaten your financial viability; such as the poor; the
idealistic foreigners still clinging to their childish notions of social
welfare; why, you're even kept uninformed of useless propagandist
journalism that reports alleged violations of human rights (we all know
they wouldn't have been punished if they hadn't been doing something
WRONG!!). And who better to dispense such blatantly evident factoids but
a self-appointed authority like myself?
Acid Rain is a thing of the past.... too many possible causes, too
little significance for our modern thinking public, besides industrial
manufacturing is at an all-time low anyway, who needs those narrow
minded laborers anyway, too many mouths to feed, and too much burden on
the payroll! Who needs 'em here in the land of the free time. Some other
ass-backward country will give us what we need by exploiting its
uneducated children.
The Internet has expanded our ability to pacify average Americans better
than ever by offering fantastical adventures to every corner of the
imagination. Your home office is the window to your world, and the heart
of your social life. Such reclusive behavior helps clear the roads and
public works from overburden like the lower middle class and others who
depend shamelessly on their government. Today you are freer than ever to
do what you want, provided you can pay for it!
Remember, the first word in USA is US!
We have arrived, neighbors, we are the privileged elite!

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Tab by: Johan karlsson