Smut - That's right, hard core smut. XXX stuff. Really, really, hot. If you're not 18 or 21 or however old you have to be where you live, or are offended by this type of thing, don't even think about clicking here.Okay, these are the real links:
The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything - Actually, it does. I pressed it, and my VCR stopped flashing and started working. Now if it could only do the same for me...
He's Baaaack! - If you missed the job description on the first page, check it out first. Then go to The Register for the title page. To go straight to Bofh, use the search box on the title page with the keyword, BOFH... even the PFY could do that!
Self Arrest Form - Save the police some time and me some tax dollars.
Smut - That's right, hard core smut. XXX stuff. Really, really, hot. If you're not 18 or 21 or however old you have to be where you live, or are offended by this type of thing, don't even think about clicking here.
Mark's Apology Note Generator - Okay, all men screw up sometimes. Now you can say you're sorry online. And there's a new women's version.
Joelogon's Cry for Help - Including his foolproof guide to making any woman your platonic friend.
Ask Mr. Bad Advice - Now that you've screwed up any relationship you thought you might have, get the help you don't need.
Web Pages That Suck - Check it out and maybe learn a thing or two. Or maybe not.
The Ultimate Collection of Winsock Software - Shareware and freeware galore. For all your internet needs.
Stroud's Consummate Internet Apps List - Even more goodies for Windows.
Deep Thoughts - Jack Handy from Saturday Night Live has inspirational thoughts for intellectuals everywhere.
Centre for the Easily Amused - But don't go there yet. Finish looking at my stuff first. Then go there. Linger. Enjoy. And tell your kids not to bother you for a couple of days.
The DaEmOnIc FuNnIeS Page - First set your browser to not auto-load images (otherwise you can't see the text 'cause the images don't work), then check this out.
The JenniCam - This is one of the first pages I visited on the Net, and I still think it's the best. And it changes more than this page does, so bookmark it. Or subscribe to her updates list.