Some Actual Announcements taken from Church Bulletins:
1. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
2. Thursday night-potluck supper, Prayer and medication to follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
5. The rose on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Allen Belzer, sin of Rev, and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the North and South ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
7. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk please come early.
8. Wednesday the ladies' liturgy society will meet Mrs. Jones will sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed", accompanied by the Pastor.
9. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers' Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in the study.
10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
11. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
12. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
13. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday in the church hall. Music will follow.
14. Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet may come forward. and do so.
15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be, "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice