* If you've got melted
chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
* Chocolate covered
raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit,
so eat as many as you want.
* The problem: How
to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution:
Eat it in the parking lot.
* Diet tip: Eat a chocolate
bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll
eat less.
* A nice box of chocolates
can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that
handy?
* If you can't eat
all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
* But if you can't
eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
* If calories are an
issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid
of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
* If I eat equal amounts
of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they
actually counteract each other?
* Money talks. Chocolate
sings.
* Chocolate has many
preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
* Q. Why is there
no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
* If not for chocolate,
there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry
would be devastated.
* Put "eat chocolate"
at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least
you'll get one thing done.