From the DA News:

Children's Letters to God:

Dear God, In Sunday school they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation? Jane

How did you know you were God?

Dear God, I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Allison

Dear God, On halloween I am going to wear a Devils costume. Is that all right with you? Marnie

Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? Lucy

Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita

Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you got now? Jane

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? Nancy

Dear God, Do animals use you or is there somebody else for them? Nancy

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that OK? Neil

Dear God, Are there any Patriarchs around today? Patrick

Dear God, I like the Lords prayer best of all. Did you have to write it a lot or did you get it right the first time? I have to write everything I ever write over again. Lois

God, It's ok that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes. Arnold

Dear God, In Bible times did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer

Dear God, I would like to know why all the things you said are in red? Joanne

Dear God, What does it mean you are a jealous God. I thought you had everything. Jane

Dear God, Is reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business? Donny

Dear God, Do you know about things before their invented? Charles

Dear God, Did you really mean Do unto others As They do unto you, Because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother. Darla

Dear God, When you made the first man did he work as good as we do now? Tom

Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love Dennis

Dear God, I know all about where babies come from. I think.

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