From the DA News:
Children's Letters to God:
Dear God, In Sunday school they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation? Jane
How did you know you were God?
Dear God, I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Allison
Dear God, On halloween I am going to wear a Devils costume. Is that all right with you? Marnie
Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? Lucy
Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita
Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you got now? Jane
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? Nancy
Dear God, Do animals use you or is there somebody else for them? Nancy
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that OK? Neil
Dear God, Are there any Patriarchs around today? Patrick
Dear God, I like the Lords prayer best of all. Did you have to write it a lot or did you get it right the first time? I have to write everything I ever write over again. Lois
God, It's ok that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes. Arnold
Dear God, In Bible times did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer
Dear God, I would like to know why all the things you said are in red? Joanne
Dear God, What does it mean you are a jealous God. I thought you had everything. Jane
Dear God, Is reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business? Donny
Dear God, Do you know about things before their invented? Charles
Dear God, Did you really mean Do unto others As They do unto you, Because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother. Darla
Dear God, When you made the first man did he work as good as we do now? Tom
Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love Dennis
Dear God, I know all about where babies come from. I think.