Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee
listening to the weather report coming over the radio.
"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has
been declared" the weather report said. "You must park your cars
on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole says "Jeez, okay,"
and gets up from his coffee.
The next day they're sitting down with their morning cups of coffee
and the weather forecast is "There will be 2 to 4 inches
of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must
park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Again Ole
says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from his coffee.
Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups of coffee
and the weather forecast is "There will be 6 to 8 inches
of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must
park your cars on the..."and then the power goes out and Ole doesn't get
the rest of the instructions.
He turns to Lena and says "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" And
Lena replies "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the garage today."