WOMEN'S T-SHIRT SAYINGS (wonder where you can buy these?)

DON'T PISS ME OFF!  I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
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GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO.  BUT LIKE....WHO CARES?
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NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
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I HATE EVERYBODY, AND YOU'RE NEXT
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PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU
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AND YOUR POINT IS?
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I'M BUSY.  YOU'RE UGLY.  HAVE A NICE DAY
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WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
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REMEMBER MY NAME...YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER
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YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME <~~ HEEHEE
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DON'T WORRY.  IT'LL ONLY SEEM KINKY THE FIRST TIME.......
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WHY DO PEOPLE WITH CLOSED MINDS ALWAYS OPEN THEIR MOUTHS?
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I'M MULTI-TALENTED: I CAN TALK AND PISS YOU OFF AT THE SAME TIME
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YOU, ME, WHIPPED CREAM, HANDCUFFS.  ANY QUESTIONS?
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP
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ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
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I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
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SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED.  I'M NOT.
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IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY
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NOBODY KNOWS I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR
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ZERO TO BITCH IN 2.3 SECONDS
 

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