"...If a turtle loses its shell, is it considered naked or homeless..."
"...are there reserved parking spaces for the non-handicapped at the special olympics..."
"...if corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from..."
"...Do vegetarians eat animal crackers..."
"... If a book about failures doesn't sell well, is it a success..."
"... If a 7-11 is open 24 hrs. why do they put locks on the doors..."
"... How do they get the stickers on Non-Stick frying pans..."
"...When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn..."
"...Why do they put Braile on the number pads of drive through bank machines..."
"...When a cow laughs, does milk come up its nose..."
"... Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC..."
"...Why does your nose run and your feet smell..."
"...Why is it called a "building" when it is already built..."
"...Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together..."
"...Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing..."
"...Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one..."
"...If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with..."
"...Why isn't 'palindrome' spelled the same way backwards..."
"...Why isn't 'phonetic' spelled the way it sounds..."
"...Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii..."
"...Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes..."
"...Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there..."
"...Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime..."
"...Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing..."
"...Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations..."
"...How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings..."
"...If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan..."
"...If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights..."
"... You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"..."
"...Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways..."
"...Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo..."
"... You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance..."
"...Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio..."
"...Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together..."
"...Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"..."
"...What is another word for "thesaurus"..."
"...If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away..."
"...When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in..."
"...Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"..."
"...Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing..."
"...Does a fish get cramps after eating..."
"...Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission..."
"...Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting..."
"...Why do 'tug'boats push their barges..."
"...Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is..."
"...Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets..."
"...Why is the word "abbreviate" so long..."
"...How can someone "draw a blank"..."
"...If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong..."
"...Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream..."
"...What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane..."