The Perfect Worker

  1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
  2 hard at work in his cubicle.  Bob works independently, without
  3 wasting company time talking to colleagues.  Bob never
  4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
  5 finishes given assignments on time.  Often he takes extended
  6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
  7 breaks.  Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
  8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
  9 knowledge in his field.  I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with.  Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today.  Kindly re-read only the odd  numbered lines.
 

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