Warning! Not for the faint of heart! This site contains graphic depictions of one of the ghastly legion of the undead!
There are vampires among us. Unknown numbers of these bloodsucking fiends walk our streets, preying upon the unsuspecting and innocent. Our only weapon against them is the truth. That is why I have here collected photographic proof against one of the most cunning of the damned, a dangerously charismatic vampire known to the world as Eddie Vedder.
Vedder and vampiress Beth Liebling at the Grammy Awards. Note their telltale deathly pale complexions and dark sunglasses, as well as the bottle in Vedder’s coat pocket. A swank affair like the Grammies must provide drinks; the only reason to BYOB is if you require a specialty beverage. . .like the precious lifeblood of innocent mortals.
Left: Vampires are known for their superhuman strength and agility, as seen here with Vedder's famous rafter-climbing stunt.
Right: Vedder taunts vampire hunters in the audience by indicating the spot they’d like to drive a stake through.
This young man was foolish enough to attend a Pearl Jam show with his neck uncovered and ended up fighting for his life with the thirst-crazed vampire vocalist. Vedder's unholy lust for blood truly knows no bounds.
Even his own bandmates are not safe!
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