Eeyo zama dama ding dong,
Operaman's a big Pearl Jam fan-o (oh yeah).
Whoa deeyo zaya moya ding doo,
Eddie Vedder's even better looking in person-o (oh yeah).
Eeyo zama dama ding dong,
I wish he didn't have girlfriend-o (oh no).
Eeyo I'm not saying I'm gay but there comes a time in every man's life when he questions his own sexuality (oh no!).
--Adam Sandler as Operaman, singing to the tune of "Even Flow"
Here's a funny article I found by a guy who thinks Eddie Vedder is hotter than Mick Jagger, but still digs the chicks (dead link).
And finally here's the part you're really here for, the homoerotic pictures!
Eddie (not Eddy!) Vedder and Chris Cornell on MTV "Singles" promo special.
Eddie Vedder and Anthony Kiedis.
Eddie Vedder and a mystery musician onstage at Lollapalooza.
Eddie Vedder and PJ crew member in drag as Smashing Pumpkins groupies.
Stone Gossard greets a friend (the same guy as in the above photo?) while Jeff Ament plays.
Stone Gossard with Anthony Kiedis in drag.
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