THIRD PARTY'S LYRICS
WORK ANTHEM
today at lunch i had
a lunch from my lunch bag
i didn't have much time to myself
and then i clocked back in
and re-tagged all the bins
and then i had to restock the shelves
and i didn't like the pay
and i wanted to be free
and i didn't like my boss
and he didn't like me
CON ARTIST
i told you not to call
cos i don't want to take the fall
so go fuck yourself
cos i don't want to play
you ripped me off you stupid prick
you better fuck off and fuck off quick
cos if i catch you then you're gonna drink broken glass
and if you don't like it then you can kiss my ass
when i catch you i'm gonna piss on you
and then there's nothing you can fucking do
cos you're an idiot, moron faced schmuck
and i've got a feeling that you're running out of luck
because i found out where you live
and all the shit you give
is gonna end really fucking soon
and you're still a buffoon
it doesn't matter, you still suck
you still owe me lots of bucks
it doesn't matter what you say
hey
APATHY VS. REALITY
why must you follow
with your forty ounce bottle
you cannot swallow reality
you will just sit there
at the tube you stare
wasting your life for a chair and t.v.
go to the punk show
and see the people you know
couldn't say hello to someone new
complain that it's boring
while you were just snoring
you can't keep ignoring all there is to do
don't say "it's up to who?"
it's fucking up to you
so you try for a while
you're feeling exiled
your inner child is getting real mad
you can't understand
why life is still bland
and why the last band you saw was so bad
what a shitty time you had
just blame it on your dad
FLATULENT GIRL
you always want me to find you
i don't know why i do
you always want me from the start
someone just laid a stinky fart
i don't want you
you smell like poo
i don't want your heart
if all you do is fart
FUCK SILVERCHAIR
fuck silverchair
fuck silverchair
fuck silverchair
fuck fuck fuck
see those dorks on mtv
i want to hork on their concert fee
you may have two more members than me
but we'll kick your ass just wait and see
you look like kurt cobain but you sing like eddie vedder
and the saddest part of all is that some kids will think you're
better
i wonder if you've ever read a single fan letter
your only purpose in life is to make twelve year olds wetter
FUCK HEROIN
when i think about my life
and i wonder why
i did some stupid shit and lived
cos i didn't die
but if i think about it long
then i'll start to cry (boo hoo)
why i did this to myself
and i cannot lie
was that i couldn't deal with shit
so i got real high
i wanted to escape my world
so i said goodbye
and i think about my long term changes
and i realize that i was dumb
and i want to apologize for all the
stupid shit i have done
and i want to say my life's much better
and i want to say that i have fun
and i want to say that your life too
can be second to none
CHICKENSHIT
chickenshit (buck buck)
chickenshit (buck buck)
chickenshit (buck buck)
buckaw!
don't want people to know you're gay
hide it with the things you say
gay bash to prove that you're not
what will you do when you're caught
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
eeeeeeiiiiiieeeeeiiiiooooooo
you're a liar
pants on fire
call me sire
now!
TODAY
i woke up today
i found out that you got laid
i didn't know the words to say
and i didn't fucking care anyway
i woke up last night
i found out you got in a fight
i didn't show the world my might
and you kept on saying it made you feel alright
i didn't know why you fucked with my head
i didn't know why you said what you said
i didn't know why you wished you were dead
i didn't know why you made your bed
i woke up alive
i found out that you got high
i didn't know the reason why
and i didn't want to say "please, just try"
WHITE TRASH X-MAS
it's a very white trash christmas
and my dad's getting pretty liquored up
it's a very white trash christmas
and my aunt won't shut the fuck up
it's a very white trash christmas
and i'm sick of singing christmas carols
it's a very white trash christmas
and i'm hiding inside a great big barrel
i am going to kill myself
nanny nanny fucking boo boo
it's a very white trash christmas
and we're putting beer cans on the shelf
it's a very white trash christmas
and it makes me want to kill myself
it's a very white trash christmas
and i'm sick of singing christmas carols
it's a very white trash christmas
and i'm hiding inside a great big barrel
GRAFFITI STOMP
step up to the wall
and paint your name on it
and paint it everywhere
and throw your friends up too
graffiti stomp
aes one
have fun
in sun
make the city
look pretty
and die
THIRD PARTY
in the summer i look at the sky
and my friend cory is a real nice guy
and he four tracked us, he did it for free
and when i peed it wasn't too sudsy
so when we're skating on an old waxed curb
and we're all from an affluent suburb
and we eat pizza and we drink root beer
and we know almost all the bands from here cos
we're third party
my name's jason bass
and we're third party
we're gonna kick your ass
and we're third party
come to all our shows
and we're third party
take off all your clothes
MARILYN MANSON
marilyn manson
what a fucking schmuck
if he had a brain he'd freak
FROZEN ICE WORLD
freezing tundra woods
hidden in northeast
with a thriving punk rock scene
MY PROBLEM PART ONE
i freebase caffeine
i've got an ulcer
it hurts a whole fucking lot
I LOVE GRAFITTI
running through the train yards is the life for me
running, painting, train hopping, it makes me feel free
mumble mumble mumble
i love graffiti and graffiti loves me
UNEMPLOYMENT
i sit in my home
i talk on the phone
i eat and watch t.v.
nobody comes to see me
unemployment unemployment
i don't have a job i don't have a job
i am a fucking bum
my work is never done
test the limits of vegetation
fighting boredom with masturbation
JAMIFER
i see her at my store
she leaves me wanting more
i think i'll ax her out sometime
she sees me standing there
she sees me and i stare
and then i listen to sublime
and if she picks me
then she will see
we were meant to be
the authority (don't ask, it rhymed)
i'd love to be her man
then i'd do all i can
and life would never ever suck
i hope she thinks i'm rad
i want her so damn bad
and if she wants me then she's in luck
(i know what you thought i was gonna rhyme that with)
JOY OCCASION
power tools they make me mad
you look like a sad young lad
should we pretend to be glad
i don't know let's ask your dad
happy
i'm so happy
being happy is real nice
my friend is bald, he still has lice
do homophobes love jesus christ?
i've got the power you've got the ice
happy
i'm so happy
BURLEY GIRLIES
burley burley screamin girlie
head in toilet, got a twirlie
think i'm dumb, so fucking what
i like your music so shut up
don't assume i'm sexist
you're no gandhi
don't assume i'm friends with you
just cos you're a blondie
don't assume i'm trendy
just cos i am p.c.
when you assume you make an ass out of you and me
MY SODAS
moxie sucks
OKs through
walmart's stuff
tastes like glue
these are my sodas
don't fuck with that
beeyotch!
JOLT HAS TWICE THE CAFFIENE AND SUGAR OF COKE OR PEPSI
jolt has twice the caffeine and sugar of coke or pepsi
TOSS MY COOKIES
this song is by f.y.p
f.y.p fucking rock
sorry we don't have/know how to play
xylophones.
PLASTIC AS FUCK
you're the one that goes to shows
to see all the hip punks you want to know
the drunken image it suits you well
all you alterno-teens go to hell
it's the image it's the image it's the image
that you covet
it's the image it's the image it's the image
fucking shove it
it's the image it's the image it's the image
full of shit
it's the image it's the image it's the image
time to quit
plastic as fuck you'll never realize
with all your cloths and expensive lies
couldn't be real or let them know you
cos then no girls would want to blow you
CARE
i see you standing there
in your pretty underwear
i see you on the stairs
and you think it's fucking fair
but i don't even fucking care
cos i don't even fucking stare
i don't even fucking stare
cos i don't even fucking care
i don't even fucking care
cos i don't even fucking stare
i don't even fucking care
cos i don't even fucking care
you think you've got me and you're set
in spite of everything you get
you spoiled little fucking brat
but you'll never ever see that
i see you on t.v.
but you don't remember me
i get up and i leave
but you'll never fucking see
THE AFTERMATH
coffee
nectar of life
my sister and wife
my reason for waking up is
coffee
i am a fiend
freebase caffeine
i just can't get enough of
coffee
makes us play fast
it's such a blast
until i get an ulcer
coffee
no time for sleep
no counting sheep
just like speedy gonzales
fastest band in all of meh-hee-co
fastest band in all of meh-hee-co
THE AFTERMATH PART 2 (PISSING OUT THE COFFEE)
it's going
it's gone
my energy
for this song
my bladder
is fatter
coffee sat too long
delusions
of power
lasting
several hours
my tummy
is bumming
my ulcer
will devour
seeing things that are not there
hearing voices, but from where?
shall not partake of blasphemed guava
spill caffeinated blood to appease lord java
CAREFULLY
if i tell you can it stay the same
or do i have to change the way i came
i told the truth
you made a lie
so now we all
have to die
and go up into the sky
we're such friends you and i
i was me
before you were free
i was deaf but now i can see
i did it all so carefully
you are mean
and i am green
we stole the things that were not seen
i made a joke
and you were broke
i've got a pack so lets all smoke
GRUNGE KID
you're so fucking lovely
that's why i'm so pissed off
jesus blow the fucking whistle
you're my brother sister love fuck
beat your ass for love
santa christ cringle
kill two birds with one gun
clearasil idiot (get it? oxy moron! hee hee)
hey grunge kid why don't you kick my ass
hey grunge kid why don't you drink gas
hey grunge kid when will it die
hey grunge kid you're a real cool guy
BOYS DON'T CRY
this song is by the cure
i like the cure a lot.
fuck you.
I GET MAD!
when you've got more hole than you've got sock
and your parents want to have a talk
i get mad i get mad i get mad mad mad
i get mad i get mad i get mad mad mad
when you get a page but can't find a dime
and your boss makes you work overtime
i get mad i get mad i get mad mad mad
i get mad i get mad i get mad mad mad
when you've got more bills than you've got cash
and your girlfriend makes you rub her rash
i get mad i get mad i get mad mad mad
i get mad i get mad i get mad mad mad
i get mad i get mad i get mad mad mad
i get mad i get mad i get mad mad mad mad mad!
GENERIC HATE SONG
i don't wanna be friends with you
cos you're a stupid piece of poop
and you're acting like a dork again
you're such a dumb ass look and see
there is no fucking you and me
and i don't want to be your friend
so just go away i don't like you
fuck off now i'm gonna kill you
leave this place cos you really suck
i'm gonna beat you up into a bloody pulp
HEY 311, YOU'RE DUMB!
you say all angst filled teens
have no right to feel
what, for them, is real
well fuck you bub,
you fashion fuck the world
into a stupid trend
this shit has got to end
and you still suck
and when we see you we're gonna stomp stomp stomp!
hey 311 hey 311 hey 311 you're fucking dumb!
MAKE SCENTS
let me melt into a cup
so that you can drink me up
i've got a mental placemat
what do you think you can do with that?
we must make scents
so they know we bathed
oh please, landlord
let me be saved
an ocean of blue death
poisons my new tongue
while me and god play
in a pile of dung
(this was written a long time ago
which is why these lyrics suck
particularly bad)
MISUNDERSTOOD NINJA DISHWASHER
never
no i said never
will my brain sever
from my body
wishing
that you were fishing
while i'm wash-dishing
and i can't sleep
don't try to teach me
don't try to reach me
don't try to clean my room
don't try to change me
can't re-arrange me
don't try to clean my room
VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL
this is also by f.y.p
damn, i love that band!
please don't sue us todd!
please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DR. JESUS
i'll find sanctuary
in a bloody mary
i'll do dirty dishes
while you make dirty wishes
i'm blind and stupid
in a can without a lid
can you tell me how to fence
a stereo for christmas presents
i want to be with you
if you don't come i'll sue
think faster there's no time to lose
think faster we're almost out of booze
think faster it's almost said and done
think faster cos we're not having fun
HOLY SHIT
a holy man walks up to me
says i should follow jesus christ
dumb ass won't leave me alone
until i follow his advice
holy holy holy
shit i'm gonna burn in hell
but how the hell can jack ass tell
he's not a god, he's just a man
and can't see the things that god can
holy holy holy
shit i'm gonna fucking die
and now i really hate this guy
he keeps on bitching in my ear
screaming that the end is near
amen!
motherfuck!
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