Things that rock....Things that suck!

Hey, I call 'em like I see 'em!

Well, maybe not exactly as he sees them! You see, this is a list of things that rock and things that suck that has been compiled by you, the surfers! What it is is something that rocks, coupled with something that sucks that is somehow related to said thing that rocks. Get it? If not, you will once you check out the list. At the bottom is a form to submit your own rocks/sucks pairings. Some of these are vulgar and my be offensive to you Pat Robertson-types. If you think this may be you, you can bail out here.For any of you who have complaints about this list, here's what Vic had to say about you


Sleeping in	Sleeping in the street
Fast Food Drive-Thru	Fast Food Drive-Thru Intercoms
Frank Zappa	Frank Stallone
Giving your girlfriend a pearl necklace for her birthday	Giving your girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday
Meeting a beautiful girl at a party	Her ugly friend who demands to leave the party "Right Now!"
Pamela Anderson	Louie Anderson
A young, Swedish nurse that fingers your prick	An old, Bulgarian nurse that pricks your finger
Taking a beautiful girl home	Running your hand up "her" thigh and finding a pair of hairy testicles
Eating chili dogs at halftime of the football game	Spending the 4th quarter in the bathroom with diahrrea
Eddie Vedder	Eddie Albert

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