I'm from a little town in western Maryland called Sabillasville. It's located about 15 miles south of Gettysburg, PA, and about 15 miles north of Frederick, MD. Sabillasville has a booming population of about 500, and its business district consists of one hardware store and no less than five churches.
Anyway, if you're looking for something fun to do in Sabillasville... good luck. Tell you what- if you can think of something fun to do there, be sure to let me know. Luckily (or maybe not), there's a little town about six miles away called Thurmont. Thurmont has about 5,000 happy towns folk in it, and 20+ liquor stores to keep them happy. No kidding, that place just has a lot of liquor stores. They even have a drive thru liquor store.