You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
Cos in the sun they say it's fun, if you get some
Well I can take a train or a boat or an aeroplane
Or I can steal a car
Cos in a car you can go far
It just depends what kinda car you are

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I met a funny looking girl on a crowded beach in Spain
Her name was Adelaine
She said she came to Spain to have a good time
But she was with her mam who had a face like a nun in pain
She said her name was Dot
She didn't half talk a lot
I couldn't tell if she was mad or not

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But don't you know, I shoulda stayed in England
On my polluted beach with all my special friends
Don't you know, I shoulda stayed in England
With me big house, and me big car, and all me friends there at the bar
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