The story of a man of a man blessed with mad beats and three gigantic breasts
Adam plays the mad beats for JIVE- The Ping-Pong All Stars. He was born on April fourth, 1981, in Palo Alto, California. He joined his first rockin punk band “Bughouse” in December of 1996. Bughouse played some crazy riffs such as; “Where’s My Fortune Cookie?” and “Happy Star”. Because of contrasting punk attitudes and the fact that Bughouse sucked, the band broke up and went their separate ways. After this, Adam played the funky beats by himself. Later, him and Ryan Chase, the singer of Bughouse, reunited along with a new guitarist and formed a new band even more punk then the first. The inter-galactic punk power of this prodigy band, called “Catch 22”, was too much for the universe to sustain. To Adam’s surprise, the band broke up and Ryan Chase was never to be seen again. After a brief carreer in playing with The Red Hot Chili Peppers as the Funky Drum Boy, Adam took up a life of crime. One night he decided to go rob a house. He found a nice looking house and broke in by smashing his head, which was shaved bald at the time, through the houses beautiful stained glass window, which depicted the birth of our 53rd president, Bill Clinton. Upon entering the house, Adam was caught by a shotgun wielding red-haired mama-jama named Craig, Immediately Craig inquired, “You a drummer?”. Adam quickly replied, “That assumption is correct, smart ass”, and JIVE was formed.