Here's a Dr. Seussian influenced poem about my fridge. Sing along, if you like!

A is for agriculture, a mold farm galore
B is for beer, there's two in the drawer
C is for catsup, twelve packs in all
D is for danish, it's been there since fall
E is for Eggo, with a bite taken out
F is for fish, a smelly old trout
G is for garbage, and dumpster dive finds
H is for helping myself, I hope no-one minds
I is for ice, we don't even have that
J is for Jell-o, I think it's non-fat
K is for K.F.C., my room mate works there
L is for lasagna that's growing blue hair
M is for meat, which I do not touch
N is for nippy, like whiskey and such
O is for onions that make my eyes sting
P is for potatoes, enough for a king
Q is for quaff, my favorite is stout
R is for room mate's food, if you eat it they'll shout
S is for slop that i made when drunk
T is for Twitch. (That's me) What a hunk!
U is for under.. my fridge is a nickle
V is for veggies, and a dill pickle
W is for wine, Pizano, not Rhine
X is for xeric*. (A dictionary find)
Y is for yogurt, from that i'll flee
Z is for zuccinni. (It's looking at me!)

*Xeric means "lacking water" according to Roget's (R) Dictionary.


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