July 30, 1999

Wes Borland
Limp Bizkit
Planet Earth


Alrighty, Mr. Creepy Man:

No one has black eyes! Who do you think you are, herking and jerking around like some kind of lagoon creature?

Granted, I don't have pupils. But I like to think that my wily whites are at least open windows to my heroic soul. Black eyes, by contrast, are completely unacceptable. Black eyes are for peas! Do you want to be a pea, Mr. Rap Metal scary person?

If so, I'll be happy to serve you up with some cornbread and iced tea. So take out those contact lenses and cease spinning around like a top. You make me dizzy with your crazy shenanigans.

Like a chump,
Space Ghost



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