Subject: The New Year So Far [1/1/99-15/1/99]
 Date: Sat, 04 Dec 1999 10:14:00 PST

Here is my diary entry for the beginning of 1999. 

includes : goodbye to Malcolm and Sarah, Anna Maria coming to stay, The King 
concert, STOMP. 

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For New Years celebrations in London a whole swag of us from the hostel 
went to town - naturally, like a million others ! 

I've still to develop the photos from here ! 

A little aside, earlier in the week one station tried to be alternative 
and showed horror movies during the Christmas season. The showed the OMEN. 
This movie I saw when I was ten years old and put me off horrors until I was 
eighteen when I decided to overcome my fear by borrowing some horror movies 
off a university buddy and sitting down to watch them. The "Evil Dead" 
series was a good choice to ween myself back onto them (these are a series 
of horror comedies).  Since them I've acquired a bizarre liking for them. 

Anyway the point of this aside is that while I was watching the movie 
there is a scene where Gregory Peck meets with a priest who knows the truth 
on a park bench looking onto the Thames. It looked familiar to me and then 
when the priest is running through a green it looked familiar as well. I was 
mentioning this to the people with me saying that he should be reaching a 
church soon, and lo and behold a church reared up onto the screen and then 
he got impaled !! 

I had been here a few months earlier at All Saints Church which is right 
on Putney Bridge !!  For those oldies you may recall when I headed out this 
way to go to Beggars Banquet record shop and described how I walked through 
the churchgrounds and graveyard after it had been raining and amongst the 
trees, vines and columns totally obscure from the road !  GULP !  (And then 
I went to the Depeche Mode concert ;-) 

I am struck by how much London does appear in movies and in literature 
now. I noted this recently as well, as a lot of books on sale here and in 
the bestsellers list are based in London. And naturally being a trainspotter 
I enjoy watching for places I've been to already. 

On a similar note there was a Monty Python all day special recently on BBC 
and they showed all the famous locations where they filmed some skits. 
Because the BBC is just up the road from me at White City there are plenty 
of plum locations around here. About 7 minutes walk away past the Walkabout 
Pub and in front of the local police station is where John Cleese did the 
'ministry of funny walks' sketch, the nearby laundry also showed up in a 
washerwomen sketch. 

On another note, supposedly the opening scene of Quadrophenia is filmed 
round the Shepherds Bush Empire and where the Walkabout is now, I seem to 
recall a scene which occurs between some buildings so I will have to watch 
this again. 



Okay enough blah blahing, back to the New Years Story at hand : 



Anyway what can I say ? all roads blocked off, lots of happy people 
getting drunk. Trafalgar square has checks to stop people bringing in glass 
or alcohol so I posited the idead of heading towards the South Bank. 

There are supposedly fireworks at Big Ben plus at Tower Bridge and from 
the walkway we should be able to see both. 

On this south side it is much much quieter and as we walk over the River 
Thames all is quiet, except for the endless stream of partyboats ! 

I am reminded of an 'awful tragedy' that gets mentioned from time to time 
about a party boat that ran aground and went down to the murky bottom taking 
a plethora of models and beautiful people.. he heh he... 

Anyway we walked along the southbank towards the aquarium and Westminister 
bridge which is where Big Ben is. There is an entertainment centre here so 
we go and drink and play video games.  Two of merry band are very merry 
indeed and are constantly singing and shaking every stranger's hand. 

Some steps up lead to large balcony from which one can look down to the 
river. There are parties in full swing and in a window some little kids in 
their pyjamas wave at us. 

12 O'clock arrives and goes with little fanfare, supposedly Big Ben chimes 
but we don't hear a thing, the fireworks we can't see, there is a waterboat 
or something with a few sparklers on it under bridge but we can't see it 
except for some smoke ! 

At Namcoworld here there is a pub/nightclub so we decide to hit it and 
have a dance, unfortunately it closes at 1am !! 

We head back to Waterloo station and after waiting for the train for an 
eternity while mice are scurrying around us, (this station is the smelliest 
and worst station ever - ever worse that wembley central station which is 
dangerous and foreboding) and having it held up as police chase after some 
louts have let off the fire extinguishers we head into town, to just miss 
our tube train !  So we have to descend overground and take the bus. Luckily 
there are plenty....... 

The next day is the 'big' new years day parade in town so we meet up with 
Malcolm and Sarah.  Supposedly they import a lot of authentic genuine 
american cheerleaders !! 

There were lots of floats just like the ones you see on tv of comic and 
cartoon characters, the flintstones, mighty mouse, hagar the horrible. With 
a slight breeze they would tilt extremely to the side and loom over thirty 
pensive faces with its shadow and threatened to smother us. 

There were lots of authentic genuine american cheerleaders ! With their 
tight clothing and american voices squeaking "Happy New Year" and dance 
routines or gymnastic feats that they would break into every few metres! yay 
! 

When it finished, town was inundated with people, no time for the sales so 
we go to an all you can eat chinese buffet. It is Mr WU ! One of those 
touristy pack'em in place. I always smile when i think of this, as we had to 
go downstairs but the food was upstairs so while the girls sat down me and 
Malcolm would ferry our way on the narrow stairs and grabs two plates of 
food each (imagine a place with about twenty chicken wings on them ;-) and 
go back up again. Not very comfortable but we were hungry and it served us 
well. 

Now I think Malc and Sarah went to Egypt soon after. So there is a lull in 
my events diary up to the 5th. 

On the fifth my friend Anna-Maria arrived. her second time in London, the 
first time we met was in August and we spent some time together. This time 
she was here on holiday and to study a bit of english law. 

This is what my diary says : 

6th January 
Anna Maria cooks us pasta and corrects us in the matter of eating and 
cooking pasta correctly and how to test for the best brands. 

7th January 
Anna Maria really like to drink, I mean it's not a problem but she really 
likes to drink. This night we walk one minute down to the Springbok pub, 
they sell big jugs of beer for about 7 UKP which is cheap for London. A 
whole group of us came and she made a few new friends. 

8th January - Elvis' Birthday ! 

Since she was coming I've been trying to line up things to do for her to 
make her stay more memorable. But it would eventuate that she was happy to 
hang around the hostel and perfect her english and chat. 

Tonight was Friday night and I had picked up tickets for the KING. There 
is along humourous story about this artist but it's totally untrue so let me 
fill you in. The KING is an irishman who does current or cult songs in the 
style of Elvis. Unlike Dread Zeppelin who did songs in a reggae Elvis 
fashion. 

He did a gig in small venue the Garage a few months ago and it was sold 
out and was attended by various luminaries. Some months later he played a 
bigger venue The Embassy Rooms and that was sold out too !  Then because it 
is Elvis' birthday he is playing the bigger Astoria tonight !! 

I have his album and it is a lot of fun but didn't sell that well. The 
joke would have worn thin if he had been more popular, as it happens only 
those with their ear to the ground were aware of him as no one apart from 
John Peel played him on the radio ! 

Here's some links to info about him : 

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00000IITX/qid=942357239/sr=1-1/102-2709605-2572064 

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00000GBJI/ref=sim_music/102-2709605-2572064 

I hear he toured New Zealand so I hope you got a chance to see him before 
he disappears as a one-hit wonder. 

Anyway I had six tickets which I ended up giving away to friends so we all 
got to the venue on time to see support band Goldblade perform. They are a 
tongue in cheek glamrock-punk-thrash band who lampoon the genres they 
perform. A lot of noise and fun but don't know if the oldied enjoyed it. 

As they finished we got right up front. There was a old lady with us and 
her daughter. The venue was really packed now and we were getting really 
pushed. Andrew and I stood behind the mother and daughter to protect them 
from the moshing crowd ;-) 

I looked around and it was an assortment of characters : mods, a handful 
of Elvis impersonators, normal people, a girl with lots of piercings and 
feathers in her hair ! 

The lights dimmed and smoke filled the stage and a siren sounded and the 
beginning guitar riffs of The Sweet's "Blockbuster" roared of of the 
speakers, we all go crazy for a couple of minutes until he comes out. 

He starts singing and he has a great voice, a bit tubby, he is holding his 
wrists in a limp fashion like Elvis. 

The mother holds up her arms and he comes down to give her a hug. Anna Maria 
sticks out her hand and he comes back down and gives it a squeeze. 

He finishes to loud applause and introduces the next songs and everyone 
goes crazy : 

Love Will Tear Us Apart 
Whiskey In The Jar 

Complete with actions to fit the lyrics. 

Something Else 

With this Eddie Cochran song on the album it starts off traditionally for 
a few bars then stops as he tells the band to start it again. Onstage they 
did this planned stop and everyone who knew the album knew they were going 
to do it. Onstage I saw them all huddle together and giggle then turn 
towards us and kick into the song. 

heartbreak hotel (short version) 

Twentieth Century Boy 
Mess O'Blues 
No Woman No Cry/Can't Help Falling In Love 

For this he got audience participation to sing the chorus, which them he 
would break into a few lines of "Can't Help Falling In Love". 
I don't really like the Marley song but it was fun. 

Voodoo Chile 

With the beginning riff of this track the musicianship of the band really 
came through. On cd it was faultless and totally brilliant playing. Live at 
first the mix wasn't quite right, the guitar which should be prominent on 
these rock tracks was behind all the other sounds. But with this track it 
was just right ! 

Come As You Are 
Whole Lotta Rosie 

With these two track the crowd went even more nuts and we were jostled every 
which way ! Me and Andrew parked ourselves behind 'mama' as she was getting 
jostled quite a bit ! 


Encore: 
That's Alright Mama 
Suspicious Minds 

For the encore he came out in a gold lame suit and brought out someone on 
double bass and did the old Elvis track.  The final rendition of 'Suspicious 
Minds' was where he extended it out into a ten minute jam. Everyone was 
singing along loudly, during the chorus he stops singing and introduces the 
band and thanks everyone while we are all still singing the chorus over and 
over again. He kneels down to sing a verse but is too heavy to get back up 
again so the guitarist has to come pick him back up ;-) 

Finally he comes down in front and shakes everyone's hand ! 

He left to the strains of : New York New York 

Good concert but at an hour a bit short ! 

Afterwards we went to a nearby pub and those who I had given tickets to 
shouted me beers as we wound down for the week ;-) 

SATURDAY 9th January 

Didn't do much. Anna-Maria much to her chagrin had to catch up with a 
typically sleazy (her words) italian guy so they went to see the stageshow 
Rent. They got back late in the evening with two large buckets of KFC under 
her arm so everyone tucked in ! 

SUNDAY 10th January 

Being the host I feel I need to provide entertainment so for the sake of 
nothing else this evening we decide to go to a local cafe. It is a french 
chain cafe called Cafe Rouge. Along the way we bump into Allan. He, me and 
Anna-Maria got to know each other at the same time so it is a nice reunion ! 
He joins us and regales us with tales of travelling through South America, 
getting his boots sliced open by over eager US customs officials, and having 
an english couple generously pay for his flight from New York back to London 
! I think he had to come back to work with Offspring ;-) 


11th & 12th January Monday and Tuesday. 

[notice how I'm running out of ideas now ?] 

Anyway we ended up at the pub, Anna really likes her beer and can drink most 
people under the table ! 
The thing is she is always chatty anyway so you can't tell the difference ! 

13th  STOMP 

  okay I had been to this show in Auckland. would it be the same ? the same 
people ? 

We got to the venue and because we really weren't that fussed about going 
we got the cheapest tickets available, restricted view and all that. 

The venue is The Roundhouse and it is just that, a large circular dome 
with temporary stacked seating which makes a clatter as everyone descends 
the stairs. 

Our 'restricted view' seats were about a quarter of a way up the stalls 
and slightly behind a column. So we were close but couldn't get a good view 
- but no one else was in our row so when it started we moved along so we got 
a good view and actually sat atop our seats as there was no one behind us 
either ! 

Anyway the show was good, a few jokes had been swapped around, and at the 
end the come right up in front row and shake up cans of beer, then they step 
back and pull the tabs to make another cool effect. 

14th Thursday 

Anna is off soon so a whole load of us go down to the Harveys pub where we 
know the bartenders as they live with us. 

15th Friday 

Anna cooks us all a last meal and moans as usual about italian men and how 
she split us with her boyfriend as she complained that his mother made 
better pasta than her (yes it is a touchy stereotypical subject). 

we farewelled her the next day very emotionally. 

But it would only be a matter of months before we saw each other again ! 

fin