Unsolved Mysteries
Our weird conversations
Melissa and I (we talk to each other a lot and come up with the weirdest ideas!) thought all these up and we'll keep coming up with more! These are our "unsolved mysteries of the world"...(Melissa comes up with most of them!)
- Was Leo not acting and actually nervous in the nude drawing scene of Titanic with Kate?
- Will the Backstreet Boys stay together forever as they promised?
- Will Nick Carter ever FULLY take his shirt off during a concert?
- Have you noticed that Brian ALWAYS says "Hello" while performing on stage?
- Is it possible that Nick and AJ's girlfriends are just USING them for popularity? (Note that one is from unpopular girl group Innosense and the another USED to be)
- Do you think Aaron Carter would be as famous as he is today if it weren't for Nick's existence in the music biz?
- Nobody literally HATES bread. Everybody likes it. Think about it.
- Have you noticed that so many Backstreet fans have switched to Korn? No joke!
- Have you noticed that pop stars (BSB, 5ive, 'N SYNC, Spice Girls, etc.) have the most fan pages?
- Could Kevin have been pissed at first? His cousin (Brian, duh) joined the group first and he got more lead vocals than him! (And he introduced him to the BSB!)
- Have you noticed that Geocities has the most BSB pages than any other host?
- Why is it that Howie almost ALWAYS smiles in BSB pictures?
- Have you noticed that Kevin USED TO hardly EVER smile in pics? (Reason is obvious here.)
- The BSB's songs are getting a bit more negative and heartbreaking....Ooooohhh, maybe they're breaking up with their current gfs?
- Have you noticed that the BSB lied at first about their coming together? They say they got together and auditioned for Lou Pearlman, but in their official biography, it reads that Lou placed an ad in the paper and they answered!
- Could the Boys be hypocrites? The BSB did a Got Milk ad, when really, they can't drink milk because it builds up mucus in their throats and causes them to sing worse! (This is what they do after 'N SYNC grabs their attention away from them!)
- Have you noticed that teenybopper magazines always manage to make the image of EVERY celebrity into a positive image?
- Also, it's fully known already that Nick, Brian and AJ have girlfriends. Magazines like Bop and BB still say they're single! (They don't want to break the teenybopper-fans' hearts!)
- How come Aaron Carter barely does ANYTHING in the USA? He gives all his attention to the over seas people, WHY?
- Why do the Backstreet Boys make TWO versions of one song?
- What would happen if Nick started singing Elvis songs and started shaking that pelvis as Elvis did?? (Can you say FAN HYSTERIA?)
- Ever notice that a lot of cearels crackle in milk, not JUST Rice Krispies??
- What would happened if the Boys started taking doses Prozac before each concert?
- Why must teenybopper magazines and most teen magazines (except for Teen People, thank god) talk to us like a bunch of valley girls? "Which hottie floats YOUR boat?" These are the main reasons why our IQ becomes lower as days go by!
- BSB shaped CDs: Who the heck thought of them?!
- Teen magazines say that you can be any shape and size to be beautiful. Why then do they have SKINNY models who wear SMALL-sized clothing on their covers and in their fashion sections, claiming they use ONLY healthy looking models? Talk about being hypocrites!
- Remember in THOSE days, teen shows all had happy endings? The boy always ended up with the girl, the student always got a good mark, the main character always got his/her wish? Then came Dawson's Creek and Student Bodies, haha!
- Why do most boy bands have songs about heartbreak and unbroken promises? This brainwashes girls, and it's not good because when they grow up and come face-to-face with a sad situation in a relationship, she won't be used to it!
- Whoever THOUGHT of the KKK???
- Have you noticed that some bands/singers take a long time to sell a million CDs after many singles, while some of them release only ONE single (their debut), and BANG, they go multiplatinum within WEEKS!
- Is it possible that the BSB lie about their no affect on their attitudes after hitting it big? Could they have been completely different people before?
- Is it possible that all that happens on talk shows (Jerry Springer, Jenny Jones, Sally Jesse Raphael) is COMPLETELY FAKE? Could the guests be all actors?
- Why is it that all the best actors aren't the most popular ones? ('Rockhound' from Armaggeddon is a good example!)
- Everything in the 90s has to deal with sex appeal. Commercials, models, music groups, actors, etc. Remember when looks didn't matter?
- Have you noticed that manufactured groups (BSB, 'N SYNC, Steps, New Kids On The Block) make the most money, and bands who actually write their own songs at first hardly make enough?
- Do you realize how much money teenybopper magazines earn every single year?? Each mag has at least 1 million avid readers. 1 million times $3.99 equals to CHA-CHING! $$!
- Why did Britney want her cousin as her love interest in her video of "Baby One More Time"?
- Do you realize how many BSB stalkers there are in the world? Imagine being a singing superstar and have over 100,000 people of the opposite sex trying to follow your every move!
- Notice that all the boy bands that came out/are coming out after the BSB are in fact more talented than them? Seriously.
- Do you realize what a field day anti-BSB will have if the Boys break up? They'll be teasing teenyboppers until the cows come home!
- Who the HELL came up with PORNOGRAPHY?!
- Who invented the alphabet? No, seriously, who did? Whoever did must have been SCREWED in the head 'cause they make up the weirdest words for so different sounds! Like for the word 'psycho,' couldn't we just spell it 'siiko?' Or 'telephone,' couldn't we just spell it 'telefone?' YEESH! This is a very good reason why KIDS have trouble freakin' spelling! They are told to 'sound out the word' when they spell, but HOW IS THAT FREAKIN' POSSIBLE IN THIS CASE?!
- Notice that both BSB and Spice Girls left their managers for the same reason: overcontrol? Hahahahahaha, that's what they get for being one of the first manufactured groups out in the pop biz!
- Why must EVERYTHING these days have to do with sex appeal in any form?! Actors, music stars, models, EVERYTHING HAS TO HAS SEX APPEAL. Oh GOD what a world we live in.
- Notice that a lot of popular people at school are total snobs?
- Who ever invented SCHOOL?!
- What the HELL happened to Michael Jackson?!