Interview with NOFX #4

 


-We understand that you got back from Japan, any weird tour stories you would like to share with our readers?
Fat Mike: McDonalds for lunch, Sushi for dinner.

-What inspires you to do songs like the brews and Johnny Appleseed?
Fat Mike: BEER

-Who are the dog patch winos?
Fat Mike: Bunch of Drunks from L.

-Do you get a lot of crap for your dreads?
Fat Mike: We put lot of crap in our dreads.

-How'd you come up with the name NOFX?
Fat Mike: Playing Poker

-Who are the Major influences of the band?
Fat Mike: BEER

-Who in the band has the most disgusting toenails?
Fat Mike: DRUMMER

-Who in the band has the hairiest back?
Fat Mike: Ed Asner

-How'd Mike hurt his leg?
Fat Mike: Slipped on Jello at an all you can eat buffet.

-Who in the band has the worst B.O. aka gas?
Fat Mike: DRUMMER

-Would you guys ever suck a girls toe?
Fat Mike: FUCK YEAH

-Mike said that he lived near LEZ's and he wouldn't reveal his experiences on stage, can you reveal them here and will you?
Fat Mike: I got my ass kicked by a bull dyke and loved every minute of it.

-List o' the hated 5
Fat Mike: Miller, Bud, Coors, Zima, and you

-How do you guys feel about the skins at your shows?
Fat Mike: If ya can't beat 'em...

Would you guys play a Bar Mitzvah or a Birthday party?
Fat Mike: If they had beer

-If you and Michael Jackson were touring together, who would be the opening act?
Fat Mike: Bad Religion

-Ginger or Maryanne?
Fat Mike: Mrs. Howell

-Skipper or Gilligan?
Fat Mike: Gross!

-Who should have been on the cover of punk and disorderly volume II?
Fat Mike: Line and Lars

-Are you guys happy with Epitaph?
Fat Mike: No. We're signing to Lookout next year.

 

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