Fuck the Kids
FUCK THE KIDS I
FUCK THE KIDS II
I'M TELLING TIM
REGAN SUCKS
MY NAME'S BUD
TWO ON GLUE
PLEASE STOP FUCKING MY MOM
MURDER THE GOVERNMENT
STRANGER THAN FISHIN
STUPID CANADIENS
ERIC MELVIN VS. PCP
ALWAYS HATE HIPPIES
FUCK THE KIDS I
FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS II
FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS!
I'M TELLING TIM
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better put out
Records D.I.Y.
Cause it's not what
You been and if
You fuck up....
I'm tellin Tim
REGAN SUCKS
Heard it first from Reagan youth
Dead Kennedys and D.I. too
Wanna burn the effigie
From DRI to MDC
Guess what nostalgia sucks
But I miss songs about
How Reagan sucks
We all shared the same
Enemy - from CFA to Shattered Faith
MY NAME'S BUD (My parents smoked too much pot)
They're always doin fry
They try to get me high
I felt the pressure but I never did
They used to call me dude
Put drugs in my food,
Took my squirt gun
And made it a bong,
My sister's name
Is Mary Jane
And mine's Bud
TWO ON GLUE
Who huffed at the party? Me and you
At the party, two on glue
Gonna get up going down
We're just two on glue
Turn this place into a den
We're just two on glue
Living large and getting small
We're just two on glue
Turn this place into a den
We're just two on glue
PLEASE STOP FUCKIN MY MOM
What the fuck are you doing
Don't you know right from wrong
I didn't care you fucked my sister
But please stop stickin it into my mom.
My mom, my mom, please stop fucking my mom
Humiliations over come me
My other friends laughing
At my predicament of huge proportions
Homie's eating out my mudders pie!
MURDER THE GOVERNMENT
I wanna see the constitution burn
I wanna watch the white house overturn
I wanna witness some blue bloods blood bleed red
I wanna tar and lynch the KKK
I wanna pull and shoot the NRA
I wanna pay the lobyists
To kill themselves!
Murder the government
Murder the government
Murder the government and then,
Do it again, yeah
STRANGER THAN FISHIN
I got a six string guitar
I'm a rock n roll star
I aint no musician
Some things are
Stranger than fishin
Know how to bean on a drum
Know how to sing out of key
I aint no musician
Some things are
Stranger than fishin
STUPID CANADIENS
What Gives You The Right To Tell Others What To Do?
You Sit In Judgement
You Can't Be Wrong
Your Infallible Power's Undeniably Wrong
(chorus)
You Can Kill Us In Your Wars
You Can Jail Us With Your Laws
You Can Take Away Our Bodies But We'll Never Fit The Mould
'Cause you'll never have Our Minds And You'll Never Have Our Souls
You Fill Us Up With Lies
'Till our brothers we despise
You live in fear
You live by hate
The wars are coming and you can't wait
ERIC MELVIN VS. PCP
Eric Melvin took PCP one night in Hollywood.
It was pretty funny
He kept saying "Help Me"
Over and over again.
Then he started puking
That was cool.
Then he passed out
That was boring.
Oh well
ALWAYS HATE HIPPIES
You are a hippie
You smell like skunk
I'm your arch-enemy
A middle class punk
Get out
Get a life
Get a job
Everyone's smoking grass
Everyone is an ass
Can't you afford to cut your hair?
Cause Frank and I will cut it off for free
Never trus a hippie
They'll sell you bad drugs
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