"Well, I hate to do this to a nerdy nerd like you, but I've got to get some more money," replyed the Little Old Lady, as she began to take something out of her black purse.
Suddenely sirens started all over the place, along with some red and blue lights. A voice said,"Freeze! Drop everything in your hands!"
It began to rain, just then; in fact, it began to pour! Lightning could be seen in the sky, and thunder boomed as louder than a class of sixth graders! The Little Old Lady grabbed her purse and began to run. The cops, who had surrounded them jumped back in their cars and chased her off through the rain.
Fireworks began to shoot up all over the place! You could hear bangs as the firecrackers exploded. And then, as fast as it all started, it ended. The rain and fireworks stopped, and the clouds left the sky. The area on the sidewalk that had been covered with cops and spectators just 2.1 minutes ago was now clear, except Nerd, who still stood there, not quite understanding what was happening.
Then an outline of a face apeared in the sky, slowly growing clearer. Nerd suddenely realized that it was God! God spoke powerful words to Nerd, and it was the most amazing thing Nerd had ever seen. "Buy my pizza!!!!," yelled God down at Nerd."You're so stupid! All you ever buy is Pizza Hut or Gumby's!!!! What is wrong with Godfather's????? You're crazy!!!
God's image faded from the sky, and Golden McDonald's arches apeared in his place. A ladder descended from them. God's voice boomed, "Climb this ladder, Nerd! Or you will burn in hell forever!!!"
Nerd wasn't too sure what or where hell was, but it didn't sound too good. So he began to climb the ladder.
He climbed for hours and hours, seeming not to come any closer to the top. Finally, after climbing for 3 solid days, his reward came. An elevator appeared out of nowhere! He felt incredibly lucky. He got in and pressed the "up" button. THe doors closed, and he rode for about five minutes. When the doors opended, he couldn't believe his eyes!!!
What did Nerd see? Where was he, anyway? McHeaven? Find out in the next episode of The Adventures of Nerd!!!!