The RWF Survivor Series has become known as the Thanksgiving tradition. As usual, the Survivor Series will again feature the worst in team competition along with some of the dirtiest tactics in our sport today!!! The rules are simple : teams of four members compete until one team is totally eliminated!!! The only way a wrestler can be eliminated is by pinfall or submission...all weapons are legal!!!
This match has been called "The Farmer and the Dell" as Cletus defnds his land against the one and only fertilizer himself.
In PPV matches...
This rematch of last years big JOB Squad battle will give Sally and Misty a chance for revenge...
Justin Credible
vs.
Vernon Peepers
Breaking apart from his beloved Aquatic Staff, Justin Credible will be fight solo for the first time. Can he handle the squared circle without the Staff???
The match to decide the best manager!!!
Kid Nikki has shown her skill outside of the ring as manager of the Ass-Kickers, repeatedly beating Duckets with the greatest of ease. Can she prove her valor inside the ring with the Mighty One while the Hitman has her back???
In Survivor Series Matches...
Dana's Destroyers, led by the infamous Dragon, has to be one of the greatest four woman teams ever assembled - strength, cunning, flash, they have it all. The Death Dealers, however, will not be an easy match. They're all team players and they might be able to survive. Who will win...there's only one way to find out!!!
The All-Americans
Jackhammer, Flash Gordo, "Rock Hot" Steve Sampson & Demon Deacon
vs.
The Foreign Legion
King Hakeem, Jason the Hatian Sensation, Apocalypse & Sean "Shooter" McGavin
The crowd will be on the All-Americans side in the spirit of wrestling history. The All-Americans were assembled keeping in mind such greats as The Junkyard Dog, Super Fly Snuka, and Ricky Steamboat while the Foreign Legion brings back memories of The Iron Sheikh and Nikoli Volkov. Chants of USA, USA are sure to be heard. The match is even, but the ringside home advantage is definitely not.
The JOB Squad
Raykwon "Haystacks" Calhoun, "Hacksaw" Jim Duckets, Pistol Pete & Alexis the Texas Sexist
vs.
The Lady Killers
Big Daddy Underpants of Wales, Porn Star Hector Doodles, Big Sexy the Lady Killer & Maxwell Von Trapp
Somehow, "Hacksaw" Jim Duckets has convinced former champion Raykwon to join forces with several JOB Squad members in an extremely vital match not to mention rematch of Ranney-in-the-Summer Slam. Big Daddy and Hector Doodles have the chance to defeat Raykwon and Duckets for real with the help of The Lady Killer and Maxwell Von Trapp. This one is sure to be a thriller!!!
And those are the scheduled events for the Survivor Series... Be afraid, be very afraid