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Blue Monday
by Orgy

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In the beginning, there was the computer; a lonely, desolate contraption. Then one day a voice did speak. 'Let there be windows' and there was windows. It spoke again; 'Let there be IE' and there was IE 3, 4, 5, 7, 25, 1000. That miracle spawned an offspring. It was called upon as YAHOO! They would rule the cyber world. And so life began in the midsts of what was once known as the social lounge. With it, it brought many turbulences. The Lobster Lagoon, as it now known, has its own Noah's Ark as its saviour -- the Almighty Iggy.
Let's now take a scenic stroll through this infamous and sometimes less than tranquil place.
Think back to that roller coaster ride you wished you had not got on. Difference is, you can never get off this one!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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My special friend and sometimes,
think it's

actually takes a break from playing too much cards by doing some work. He is menkle
we are allowed out of our padded...(silence)...what's that? "nee-nah, nee-nah, nee-nah"
in his pretend ambulance. I must assume crash position!

(IMOM)

is always where the action is. She is the one who hogs all the toys. Don't let her innocently sounding "where
are my toys?' fool you. Not for one sec!! SHE HAS THEM ALL!! I know cos she has shown me
what some of these toys actually do. I must admit *blush* I did enjoy it. Just as much as the strip
shows we both took right through the roof of the hearts lounge. Ok we did go too far *blush*
we both really did enjoy it though, specially that double..nm, *wink to sweet*

(sweet)

Hardy a boo you hear from
goings on occurs. Place
for the milman. She likes

who just sits on the side, like some do. I think it's called Pagerville, where lurid

where once you're hooked, it's for life.
dipping her oreos. That's what 'she'

is always in pagerville looking
tells everyone. All I have seen
the night. Or is it day?

is her shaking her coconuts.

makes her strange visits in

(kicker)

you too would be lost for words.

...one experience with her and

is quite a...quite a....well.
I don't exactly know why

(cover)

call each other 'sis'. I think it's a nunnery term.

but she, sweet and

(perf)

They don't like to talk about those days. Shh!! Don't

ever mention the nunnery, it still haunts them
opposite. Definately not the saintly, matronly
burly, handsome man. I think that would call for

(hearts)

and they are in denial.

is quite the
is made by some

(sam)

type unless such a request

but

would he be human? Oh heck what would I know!? OMG! We were one 'sisters'.
I don't remember any nunnery...Images of nurses outfits, her and I, going down,

a super kind of guy, 'scratches head* around, leg over,

(shortee)

getting creamed, hands down, shooting, 15 on table 7...I am sure it was hearts we were playing

(supes)

I think I lost shortee to
fiesty one. I should've been
A cuite soon made a debut
ahead and try it?

I think I cried that night. Betrayal, hurt, despair *shrugs* Oh well. this one is a
more oopshish! Maybe more demanding, I know shortee liked that.

and I have yet to figure out what a

is. Should I ask or just go

(angus)

(banesnoose)

A word of warning when entering the lounge. Be on the look out for any chess people
feeling dismazed by their behaviour. How names like 'Bendme, Biteme, Suckmy,

and I have been left
Siton and Whipme'

(rivers)

got through the yahoo police, we will never know. Luckily, we refuse to be in the same room with those 'chess' people.
"ee-or, ee-or, ee-or" Oh no, IMOM, no pretend police now, I am telling a story. Make like a good boy and get in that
invisible car of yours and back to that inviting room of yours. So soft and ...err...windowless.

is a great peace-keeper. If there is a feeling of harmony it's her presence. She was the first person I met in Hearts

was also at the table. He is an aussie
and stir the barbie. What? You mean

Lounge. And what a funny and riotous meeting that was!!
like me and many other who come out an night our time)

with the outdoorsetting we have there. So much so

(misses)

you haven't seen the bbq in the lounge? It goes well

There are many aussies who visit the lounge,

has found it to be just like home.

that this man
some have
chickens.

(grab)

even taken up residency.
You will have to ask her
what they are up to these

is just one of these people. She has this thing with oil and rubber

about THAT one! Others like

and

have flown the coup.

I wonder

days.

(joe)

(tish)

(fairy)

(waw)

Many romances have developed in this lounge (I bet you didn't know THAT ever happens in the cyber world). No, don't go tsking me. It happens. And before you tsk again, you better watch out in case the love bug gets you too!!

is a great example of one with a happy ending. Hmm, I wonder what she is up to now? *shakes head* no, no,on

second thoughts....*giggles* oh I do remember the time there was going to be a lounge wedding between myself

and this guy
kidnap me before

but I got left standing at the altar. *sighs* just wasn't meant to be. I do recall a plot to
we could party with the already invited guests. Misses even had our wedding gift ready.

(Cin)

(red)

and

What would a lounge be without its delicacies?
Now there's a thought. *looks for some topping*

spread quite easily on toast...hang on, there is no toast. Hmm, jam. And why not finish with a drink - or
good at giving you both! Oh and she can cook too.

Now this girl,

(butter)

a drink with a kiss?
When not washing dishes
How does she get dirty
who wouldn't when

(brie)

vacuuming, mopping, ironing, taking out the garbage, or mowing lawns she likes to get dirty.
you ask? She goes for a ride, that's how! She is into leather too, and gets quite hot in it. I mean
riding on a harley!? I am proud to call her my true 'sis'...*blinks eyes* there's that term sis again.

(champ)

Must be a lounge thing. It's just one of these transformations that occur after regular visits to this place. Beware of any peculiar

behaviour, for at times, it can also be a place of strange occurences. *theme to twilight zone* Oh yes, very much like the

he is from a distant planet and has adapted quite well. This but
but has finally decided to be of a male species. I have yet to
you must remember that you are leaving your real existence

'believe it or not' shows. Fear not this feelered friend
creature has gone through many gender changes
see if this is true. When you enter the hearts lounge
at the door and entering a world of enchantment and
least. She has multiple personalities and I like all of them.
Nope, sorry I can't do it to show you, and her other is

(alien)

lives in a bottle, to say the very
tongue thing *mimics the tongue*
Aarrggh, no more sisters!!!
into the lounge.

folklore.

One of her does this
*gulp* a sister.

(rose)

Another being from our solar system. She has this stutter when she arrives

If she calls out to anyone it goes like this: HAZZZZEEEE, or SWEEEETTTTT, I think you get the drift. *makes note to refer moon to a speech therapist.

(moon)

And for some word association games:

is somewhere. Where? I do not know.
*shakes head, arms all about* I don't
is the shy, quiet type. But he came

is definately not day.
like this word game.
out of the closet of innoncence

errr..hose? NO! NO! NO!

(some1)

likes people to think he

(nyght)

a LONG time ago. *waves* Hi!! What was that black tar stuff?!? AND WHO DID YOU HAVE HIDING IN
THERE WHILE YOU WERE GONE??!!??

(hammer)

(dusty)

All in all the lounge is a drug. The yahoo pushers tantalize you with ratings that give you a high. Then when you try to quit you
get penalized. It has been a nightmare for me and if I ever get over my addiction to Hearts, I would owe it all to this beautiful

She has been guiding me through this ordeal, trying to show me the way to a better life - GIN!

and peaceful lady.
I don't think I can
we have had with
for someone else.

do it though, as I would miss all my friends there. Namely so is this guy.
our alter ids. Taking, tying, screaming, beg....nevermind, I must have me
I don't do those things.

Aah, the fun
mistaken

(best)

(ravin)

And this

is me. I know *flutters eyelashes and blushes* I am cute. I don't fit anywhere in this mad loopy place!

kicker_009

* covermewithchocolatesyrup (see note below)

international_man_of_mystery

_perfect_stranger

bewitching_samantha

joefeelscomfortablehere

grabyourtitswithbothhands

rivers3_24

misses34_98

banesnoose

original_red

tishywoo wawoftam fairy_jane cinamin_spice_99

brie

butterfly

champagne_kiss

alien sandlizardrose moonflower someone_63 nyght_9_99

hammer dusty

h_best

ravin

Click on highlighted names to take you to their websites.

* cover was a very much loved friend by all listed here and more.....RIP cover. You will always be in our hearts and our minds.

Order of appearance is not order of importance. All are my friends, and those of you I have missed are not less a friend. This was a hard task to undertake and if you would like to be part of this madcap caper, just let me know. Please be patient as it does take time.

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Time zone differences means not all loune goers are there at the same time. But you most likely will find me stopping by to say hello for 5 minutes, only to find that 5 hours later I am still there.

I am the sane one in the lounge and DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT! I am sweet and innocent, and know no rude words.

Created 7 January 2000

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