
Da Cons
Here you'll find lists of the cons of different things. I'm not gonna explain them all cause I jus don't wanna soooooooo I'm just gonna list them down below and you can go to that certain list? Got it? Good. Ok, now the reason why it's called "Da cons" is because...well...I mean what could be good about being a BSB's wife or making out with them and stuff like that? *wink, wink!* Anyhoo, let's get on wid it ok? ok! :P
Da cons of...
- Touring with da Backstreet Boys
- Making out with a Backstreet Boy...ugh that's just disturbing..

Touring with da Backstreet Boys
- Nick & Howie...nuff said
- Tyke...again, nuff said
- You'd be eating Micky D's non-stop
- If you're a girl, STAY CLEAR OF AJ! I REPEAT STAY CLEAR OF AJ!!
- They might suck you into their little club. "WHBCASLBS" We hate boyband clones and skanks like Britney Spears.
Making out with a Backstreet Boy
Nick
- People. He loves pizza. Point is...bad breath
- He might not stop kissing you and kissing you and kissing you and...
- He might describe your eyes as something from a nintendo game.
- He doesn't have a sexual life....how WOULD HE know how to make out with someone?..hmmmm...
- He might say kissing you is like kissing my sister BJ....ugh
Kevin
- His brows might get in the way. I don't wan't it to feel like I'm kissing an ape!!
- Who knows? Maybe he's not only slow at talking. You could be there all day!
- He looooooooooves chili.......another case of bad breath wooo!
- Actually I can't find a lot of reasons....that man is...is..da MaN!!!
Howie
- The wink
- The grease
- The Jheri curls...ugh!
- He's Howie...nuff said already
Brain..uh Brian..heehee
- You'd have to make sure he doesn't suck you up in those nostrils first
- His chin might get in the way
- His nose might get in the way
- Tyke might attack you in the process 'cause you'll be gettin the kissing..:hehehe:..um..I just made that one up..come on it's 3 in the morning!!
- His breath might smell cheesy...M&C
AJ
- His glasses
- His hats
- Aw hell! People! It's AJ!! The second your lips touch he'll be on you before you know it!
.:Back to da "Butt":.
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