Things to try just for the fun of it

Ever wonder what not to say when you first meet the Backstreet Boys, or when you're waiting in line for BSB tickets bored outta your mind?? Well here are things to try but we REALLY recommend that you don't try these in reality. It's dangerous!! Howie might wink at you! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Things to do in front of the Backstreet Boys

1. go up to the BSB and sing "You're all I ever waaaanted! You're all I ever neeeded. So tell me what to do now! Cause Backstreet's Back!!"

2. go up to Howie and say "Are you winking at me? Are YOU winking at ME?!"

3. go up to Nick and sing "Play that funky music white boy!!" (this is an inside joke so you people will most likely not get it)

4. say to Nick "LOOK!!! THERE GOES THE WEINER MOBILE!!!" (LMAO!! Anudder inside joke. Sowwy!)

5. point to Kevin's eyebrows and say "Can I pet them??"

6. Throw a bone at AJ and see what he does with it.

7. sneak a small note into AJ's pocket saying "We KNOW what you did LAST summer 'Mr. Bonedaddy'..." and watch his reaction. (LMAO!!)

Things to do while waiting in line for BSB tickets and what not.

1. Start singing songs by N Sync and watch the teenyboppers attack.

2. Go up to the front of the line and yell out "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE ONLY FIVE TICKETS LEFT!!" and start a riot!

3. Go inside a store that's near the back of the line and yell "OH MY GAWD!! THEY'RE GIVING AWAY FREE TICKETS TO THE FIRST TEN CUSTOMERS!!!" now you can just stroll along and get your tickets with ease.

4. If you're waiting outside in the cold, bring a box of warm donuts, a large cup of coffee and watch everyone glare at you.

5. Once you get your tickets, strut down the line singing "I got front row tickets! I got front row tickets!"

6. Bring a portable stereo and start blasting the 5ive CD. (Boy that'd piss off alotta people. Except for one person I know. Oh Claaaaare!! *lol*)

Things to do at a BSB conert

1. Yell out "I LOVE YOU, (a member of N Sync)"

2. Hold up a big-ass sign saying "I LOVE YOU BRAIN!"

3. Throw a packet of brow pluckers at Kevin

There's more to come!!

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