*Princess, Shannon, Neo and Clare sit around in the castle courtyard talking about what's new*
Shannon: Man, this sux-ass. I wanna check out some guys!
Clare: Helloooo? We're in the 16th century! (I think) Where d'you expect to find some good looking guys here?
Neo: How 'bout over there?! *points up at castle wall*
The evil minions of the Fat-ass Lou Pearlmen throw their hook thing-a-ma-jiggers over and begin climbing down the wall.
Justin: Hey look! Dere be some fly hunniez down there!
Lance: Yeeeah….and one of 'em has….BLUE HAIR!!!!
Neo: Hey! Don't be dissin' the hair pansy!…wait a sec….LANCE!! *giggles excitedly like a school girl*
Clare: Oh great. Just what we need… a boyband clone to come and ruin our day.
The five of 'em climb down the wall and try to tie up the three girls. Fortunately, the girls happen to have taken Kung-fu!
Shannon: Hiya!!!! *kicks Justin where the-sun-don't-shine* Don't you be putting your hand there ghetto boy!
Justin: Oooo!!!…you know ya want me! *lunges after Shannon*
Shannon: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
Clare: *sigh* Must I always be the smart one? *takes the hook from the rope and tosses it at Justin*
Justin: Ooof! *face plant into the dirt*
JC: Geez! Give it up Justin! They don't want you! They want ME!!!
Shannon: *eyes light up* DAMN RIGHT!!!! *jumps into JC's arms*
JC: Hehehe…whodaman now?
Lance: HEY!! Whadda 'bout me?
Neo: Ooo! Ooo! Over here Lancey!!! *waves arms like a maniac*
Lance: Could it be? ….*gasps*……A FAN!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs over to Neo and jumps into her arms*
Neo & Lance: *THUD!*
Clare: EXCUSE ME!!!! I thought 'N Sync were the bad guys Shannon!!
Shannon: Hey! Don't look at me! Neo wrote this part! *gazes back at JC*
Neo: Aw crud….you're right…damn. Oh well!! *get's back up with Lance*
Chris: Hey, aren't we supposed to be catching these chicks for the boss's evil plan?
Jeoy: *throws a twinky at Chris* HEY!!! You're not supposed to say anything about the plan!!!
Chris: Oh yeah. Sorry!! Um, as I was saying…aren't we supposed to catch these chicks for……..our PARTY??
Neo & Shannon: PARTY?!?!?!!
'N Sync: *all look at each other* Yup!! *nod heads*
Neo: Then what the hell are we waitin' for? Let's go already!!!!!
Lance: This has been the easiest capture ever!
Justin: Phat!
Clare: You don't believe them do you?!?!
*Neo & Shannon ignore Clare cause they're way to interested in the party than Clare's brilliance*
Clare: *sigh* Might as well…*tags along*
Meanwhile…
The five brave knights known as the Backstreet Knights (creative aren't we?) are in their home doing whatever knights do.
Nick: How do you work this stick-with-a-string-tied-to-it-on-both-ends thingy? *holds the bow backwards*
Howie: Here, lemme show you. *girlish giggles*
AJ: Aw man…They're doin' it again!!!!
Brian: Will you two STOP!!!!
Nick & Howie look at Brian with blank stares.
Kevin: *runs into the room as fast he can which actually isn't oh so fast* Guess what?
Brian & AJ: What?
Nick: Chicken butt!! *bursts out into laughter*
Everyone ignores him.
Kevin: Lou's at it again!…………..
Brian: He's at what again?
Kevin: *pause* N sync kidnapped three……
AJ: Three what? *getting more anxious*
Kevin: ………..*pause*………..girls.
Brian: ………………..uh huh.
AJ: !!! They hot??
Kevin: I think……one's got blue hair.
AJ: Blue hair?? *looks at head which is died indigo* Good enough for me! Let's go!!
Back at Fatty's (aka Pearlmen's) headquarters…
Neo: HEY!!! You said there was a party going on! WHERE'S THE PARTY?????
Clare: Will you SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!
Neo: …………………
Clare: THANK you!
Lou: *takes out ear plugs* As I was trying to say…….FINALLY! My plan is working! Soon these girls will lure the Backstreet Knights and I'll be able to put my evil plan in place.
Joey: *with a mouthful of food* Wha' iz da pwan again?
Lou: Once they arrive I'll send out my top-secret weapon! I call it 'Britney Spears'
Britney: *comes out wearing a skirt which is VERY short, a tube top and has pigtails* Like hello and stuff! *smacks gum*
'N Sync: Oooooooooooo! Aaahhhhhhhhh!!
Clare, Shannon & Neo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Neo: Oh my eyes!! I think I've been scarred for life!
Shannon: Holy crap! I sing better than her!!!!! (note: And dat's da tooth!….I think I've watched too many episodes of Rugrats)
Clare: Her intellect is an insult when it comes to my brains! (note: As you can already tell, Clare's a brainer. J/K!!!)
7 minutes and 52 seconds later the Backstreet Knights come to save the day.
AJ: Show me the chicks!!!
Neo: OVER HE---
AJ & Neo: BLUE HAIR!!!!!!!
*AJ runs over to Neo, unties her, picks her up and hops out the window*
Clare: Boy, that was uncalled for.
Shannon: Whadda 'bout me?
JC: I'll help you! *stands up trying to look like a brave knight*
Shannon: OK!!!
Justin: Yo! Dat be my fly hunnie!!
Shannon: Shut up Timberass!
Joey: I want the blue haired one!
Chris: ………AJ took her.
Joey: NooOoOOoOoOO!!! *quickly (which is pretty darn amazing when it comes to Joey) he jumps out the window after Neo and AJ*
Lance and Britney are discussing hair tips in the back while Lou is at the table shoving his face with food.
Brian: *whispers to Shannon* Hehe, let's ditch this joint.
Shannon: SURE!!!
JC: HEY!!! God boy's trying to take my girl!!!
Nick: *glances at Shannon and finally realizes what's going on* HEY!!! She's pwetty! She's waaaaaay better than Mandy!
Shannon: Woohoo!! I hit the jackpot! I knew this day would come!
Justin: Oh know you don't! *lunges after Nick*
Brian: Sick 'em Tyk!!! *sets Tyke after Justin and Nick*
JC: *tries to untie Shannon*
Nick: *whos now putting Justin in a headlock while running from Tyk at the same time, notices JC* JC'S TRYING TO GET HER!!!
Brian, Nick and Justin all run after JC.
Clare: WILL ALL OF YOU {censored} STOP!!!!!!!
Everyone: ……………………….
Clare: Doesn't anyone even care about me??
Everyone: …………………………..
Brian, Nick, Justin & JC continue arguing in front of Shannon.
Clare: *sigh*
Brian: She's MINE!
Nick: No she's not! She's mine!!
Justin: What you be saying tubbo? Dat chick iz MINE!!
JC: Hey!! Everyone knows she likes me the best!!
Shannon: *giggling like a school girl over all the attention she's getting*
Meanwhile….
Chris: Hey! A penny! *bends over to pick up a penny*
AJ: *still holding Neo runs in screaming* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!
Joey: *runs in after AJ trying to pelt him with Twinkies*
AJ ends up tripping making Neo fly into Chris and Joey fall on top of the two. Unfortunately, AJ goes flying out the window.
Neo: AAAJJJJJJJ!!!!!! HELP!!!!! I'm being squished alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gasps for air* GET OFF ME JOEY!!!
Joey: I've fallen and I can't get up!!
Lou: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLCH!!!!
Everyone in the room looks at him
Lou: Hehehe…sorry.
AJ: *tarzan impression*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *comes flying back into the window on a vine and kicks Lou making him roll towards Joey, Chris and Neo. He picks Neo up just in time before Lou rolls over Chris and Joey making them roll out of the castle.*
Lance and Britney are now discussing make up and the whole time this has been going on, Kevin and Howie have been standing there with blank stares.
Kevin: Woah…..
Howie: Ditto.
Brian: She's Mine!!
Nick: No she's MINE!!
Justin: She be Mine!! Foo'!
JC: She's mine you freaks!!!
*Kevin walks by wearing a black wife-beater*
Shannon: *gasps*..Holy freakin crap, why am I drooling over those four freaks. Kevy's MY man!……..WAIT FOR ME KEVY!!!!! *breaks free from rope and runs after Kevin*
Kevin: Uh oh…*runs as fast as he can out of the castle*
Shannon: WAIT UP!!!! *runs after Kevy*
JC: Hey!! She's going after Kevin! *runs after Kevin along with Justin and Brian*
Nick: Huh?? HEY!! COME BACK BEAUTIFUL GIRL!!! *runs after them*
Howie: Hey!! But Nick! I thought you loved meeeeeee!!! *runs after Nick*
Lance: *notices Howie run away* WAIT HOWARD!! I FINALLY KNOW HOW TO BECOME MORE ATTRACTIVE TO YOU!! *runs after Howie* Britney: Wha?? But Lancey-poo! We still need to talk about eye concealers!! *runs after Lance*
Clare: *who's still tied up in her chair all by herself in the castle. Well except for Neo and AJ who are doing something somewherez…hehehe…* Hello?? Helllooooooooooo???…………….WHY AIN'T I THE ONE GETTING ALL THE {censored} ATTENTION?!?!?!……………………………………………….mommy?