Howie: Uh oh! I'm starting to go down! Guys? Little help?
The floor!! AGH!! Why aren't there any teenyboppers to catch me?
GUYS????
Nick: Wooooooooaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh................
this is high.
Brian: Um...I..I'm gonna just h..hold...on...to
..th..this board here...
Kevin: Uh oh, this wire is caught in my boxers! ACK!!!
MAJOR WEDGY!!!!!
AJ: You're all screwed! I'm the master at air surfing!
Ahahaha!! Uh oh! Is that my crack down there?
Brian: The teenyboppers are coming! The teenyboppers are coming! RUN!!!
AJ: Outta my way god boy!! I'm not lettin' them get my crack!
Howie: Come on Kevy! Let's Hurry!! Otherwise they'll tear us apart!
Kevin: Ugh!!! Run!! Howie's coming!!!
Nick: Oh no! My nails! They're gonna hurt my precious nails! And I just filed them!! RUN!!!!
Shannon: Obviously the guys still need to learn what to do in case of a teenybopper invasion.
Neo: Ditto.
Neo: What the hell did the photographers do to them?
Shannon: I dunno. Maybe they put something in their lunch.
Neo: Well AJ sort of looks...normal...
Shannon: And what's Kevin staring so hard at? A pole?
Neo: I think the brows are starting to effect his brain.
Shannon: Wait! Look! Can it be?
Neo: Armpit hair?...On Nick?!
Shannon: Halleeluuyah!! Nick's growing up!!
Neo: Well we could be wrong.
Shannon: Damn.
Rest of guys: PUT THE CHIPS DOWN BRI!!! WE CAN GET
THROUGH THIS ALL TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!
Brian: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo: Ok, I know this ain't a BSB pic and it ain't really "HaHa" funny, but................
LOOK AT 'EM!!! ALL THEY'RE WEARING ARE FREAKIN' TOWELS!!!!!!!! TAKE IT OFF!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!