Neo: Where the hell are they? It's been 5 minutes and 35 seconds and they still aren't here yet!!
Shannon: So maybe they're a bit late. They just finished a concert!!
Neo: Oh yeah, well while we're waiting, let's raid the mini-bar!!! *openes up mini-bar and starts going through the stuff*
Shannon: *mutters*What an idiot...
**Door opens and AJ, Howie, Kevin and Brian step in**
AJ: Hey!
Neo: Huh?
Shannon: Wha'?
Brian: What the?!
Howie: What?!
Kevin: ...........?
Brian: What are you doin' here?
Shannon: We're supposed to interview you.
Brian: Oh yeah. You're those "I like Nick's butt" people.
Neo: Hey look! There's a bottle of vodka back here!!!
AJ: I never saw that!! Lemme see! **Joins Neo at the mini-bar**
Kevin: .....Hay!...
**Everyone looks at Kevin strangely**
Kevin: What are you...doin' in here?
Howie: Um...anyway, let's start the interview then.
Shannon: But where's Nick?
Brian: *looks behind him* Yo D! You were supposed to watch him!!! He might be attacking the chef's in the kitchen again!!
Howie: But why do I have to watch him all the time?
AJ: 'Cause you're the only one that he listens to.
Howie: But how come he only listens to me?
Brian: Because he likes you.
Howie: ...........Oh yeah!! I'll get him!! *runs out the door* I'm comin' Nicky!!!
Kevin: *Looks around* Where's Nick?
Shannon: Um...oooookay. Let's start shall we?
**Everyone finds a place to site except AJ and Neo who are still going through the mini-bar**
AJ: Anybuddy want a martini?
Shannon: Neo, get away from the mini-bar.
Neo: But--
Shannon: Now!
Neo: But--
Shannon: Don't but me missy! Get your ass outta there!
Neo: Geez, you're starting to sound like my mom. *sits on a chair beside Shannon*
**Howie comes in holding Nick's hand**
Howie: Now you've gotta promise me not to attack the cooks again, ok?
Nick: But I was hungry! You know I can't go without food after a concert!
Howie: *whispers into Nick's ear*
Nick: Ooooohh! *giggles gurlishly*
Shannon: Now getting on to business, how was the concert?
Howie: It was great! But why was everyone laughing at me?
AJ: Look in the mirror.
Howie: *Looks in the mirror and it cracks into lots of itty bitty pieces* ACK!!! MY HAIR!! WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME IT WAS THAT POOFY?!!!
Brian: Well...
AJ: Um....
Kevin: ................
**Strange silence**
Shannon: Anyway, are you guys gonna make anymore videos?
Brian: Yeah we're working on one for Larger Than Life and it's gonna ROCK!!
AJ: And I get to wear a shirt I borrowed from Britney!
Shannon: uh huh.......um...sooooo.....any girlfriends??
Neo: ....Oh AJ!....*snore*
Shannon: *elbows Neo in the stomach*
Neo: OW!!! YOU {censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: .....................................
Neo: Um....uh....hehehe........*gulp*
AJ: WOW!! I've never seen anyone swear like THAT before!
Neo: *blushes* Oh garsh...*giggle*
AJ: *whispers something to Neo*...........*Nods*
*Neo and AJ run out of the room laughing*
Shannon: Ooooooook. I think we'll end this.
*AJ comes running back in, grabs the bottle of vodka and runs out again*
Shannon: Uh....thank you for your time and I think I'll be going now.
Nick: But wait!! You have to read me a story!!!
Howie: I'll read you a story Nicky!
Kevin: *blank stare into the wall*
Brian: *Talking in a baby voice to Tyk* Oh what a little cutie you are. Coochie coochie coo!
Shannon: *quietly and slowly tries to walk away without getting noticed*
*Door swings open*
JC: *holding some barely dressed girl whos giggling away* Whoops! Wrong room! Sorry!
Shannon: WAIT!!!!!!!
JC: SHANNON!!!
Shannon: JC!!!!!
JC: *drops the girl, picks up Shannon and runs off*
Brian: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! TYK, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BITE ME!! !!! MAD DOG! MAD DOG!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE PEOPLE!!!
Howie: And the fairy told Cinderella to get a pumpkin.....
Nick: *sucking his thumb curled up in a ball beside Howie*
Kevin: .......*blank stare*......Brian's my cousin....