No Trolls


*sung to the tune of "No Scrubs"*

A troll is a guy that thinks he's a hottie
Also known as Howie D.
Always sayin, "STUFF LIKE THAT"
He's such an ugly rat!

No, I don't want your roses
No, You don't have any fans
And No, you don't got it going on
No, I'm not gettin in your pink van!

Chorus:
No, I don't want no trolls
A troll is a guy who can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger's side of Nickay's ride
Trying to wink at me!

(Repeat chorus)

Howie looks around
But ain't liking what he's found
And I know that we all want him to drown
'Cause we're looking really cool
And he's way way uncool
Run everyone, he's about to drool!

(Repeat Chorus x2)

You lack a nice body, so don't flash me
Yes, Backstreet boy, I'm talking to you
If you live at home with ya momma
Yes, Backstreet boy, I'm talking to you
If you have a twitch, but won't go see a Doc
Ohhh, Backstreet boy, I'm talking to you
Wanna sing to me, but you scream off key?
Oh, NO
I don't want no nooooooo........
Troooooooooolls...
No, no
Nooooooooooo Troooooooolls...
No, no!

(Repeat Chorus until fade)

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