If the BSB ruled Canada....
No! Not the "World"! Just Canada!

Nick

  1. Our national food would be Pizza....well I never really liked poutine that much anyway
  2. Our new anthem would be "O' I love food"
  3. The season of Winter would be called "The Season of Frosted Flakes"
  4. 'Couch Patrol' & 'Butt Scratching' would be the new national sports

AJ

  1. It would be against the law to have your hair stay the same colour for more than one day
  2. Women's figure skating would now be a guy's favourite TV show.
  3. A pornography store would be at every corner. Neo & Shannon: *shudders*

Kevin

  1. Everyone would have to be perfect.
  2. Everyone would have to speak slower when giving a speak, etc.
  3. Annoying little bleach haired boys that eat too much would be out of the question!

Brian

  1. It would be a law to go to church every Sunday otherwise we all go to Hell.
  2. A chihuahua will be the new national animal.
  3. Everyone must address a person with the word "Hello!".
  4. WHen singing, your eyes must be shut!

Howie

  1. Gay bars will be everywhere. Neo & Shannon: *gasps in horror*
  2. A winking condition will be attractive.
  3. A new product called "Grease-O-Shine" will be used in every hair salon.

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