The Perfect Tan

To the tune of....can ya guess??? The Perfect Fan! Whoa!!

It takes a lot to know how to tan
Its not the sunscreen,
but the tanning oil
That can get ya brown
A lot of chairs to lie on too
And there is never a day that passes by
I don't catch some rays
The sun is always there for me
Cooking me and baking me
Always happily

Chorus:
You burned me
When I was pale,
just like a ghost
You burned me
Just like a piece of uncooked toast
You burned me
When I went to the hot dog stand
'Cause I will always want
The perfect tan

The sun has been so good
Shining me with it's lovely rays
Who did all they could
And I've had many years to bake
And it delights me when I see a tan on this face
I wanna lay out and start to snore
In hopes I can wake up again
Be tan forever more

Chorus - repeat

You baked me on a towel
You baked me in a chair
And you baked me so that I would not be pale
I wanna say I look divine
And you want a tan like mine
Chorus - repeat

'Cause I will always want,
I will always want,
I will always want,
you know I'll always want,
'Cause I will always want...
the perfect tan.

I love my tan

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