An Interview With the Cryogenically frozen Remains of Walt Disney.

We at the DQ got word on Thursday last that the Cryogenically frozen remains of Walt Disney were demanding an interview. We sent one of our field reporters, "Memphis Slim" O'Leary, to check it out. Here is his report.
Recently I was given the oppertunity to interview the cryogenically frozen remains of the famous anti-Hitler cartoonist Walter Elias Disney. You may remember him from such films as "Fantasia" (where he played the part of the hippo in a tutu). My mision: to find out just how much the great mousketeer himself loved The Lagomorphs. Below is the result ( reprinted with permission. ) DQ: So Disney, how did you first hear of The Lagomorphs?
Disney (his frozen brain): Well, back in '28, I was on a train leaving New York, where the rights to Oswald the Lucky Rabbit had just been stolen from me, when I heard the "Bank-Robbing Song" playing in the station...I was hooked from that moment on.
DQ: How much money have you contributed to The Lagomorphs' band fund since your rise to fame?
Disney (spleen speaking this time): Ahhh...have you seen The Little Mermaid?
DQ: Sir, you're avoiding the question.
Disney(this is the gall bladder talking): Well, what could i do? No sooner had i died, when that little weasel Michael Eisner comes in and changes the whole operation, i had $14000 in an account with the Lagomorphs' name on it, and he took it all and built Tinkerbell a new house with it.
DQ: Then you died, and it was too late for The Lagomorphs fund, correct?
Disney (left nostril): Unfortunately. My spirit won't rest until those lovable scamps, the Lagomorphs, and their adorable dog, Baggins, get every cent they deserve. They really are the greatest.
DQ: Uh, Mr. Disney...do you know you're ..uh..melting?
Disney (heart talking): Well, I've got to get back into the freezer now. But don't forget, Eisner's millions rightfully belong to The Lagomorphs. Bless those kids. ::smiles fondly:: Goodnight.
DQ: Goodnight Walt.
Thus ended the revealing talk with the remains of Walt. He loved the Lagomorphs in life, and right on in death. You should too. Definately. Because Disney does, and everyone loves Disney. Remember, you'll be cool just like Walt if you love the Lagomorphs.