YM Article Melanie Brown

What was your most embarrassing boy moment ever?

I was having dinner with a guy, and when I leaned over to listen to what he was saying I knocked my whole drink into my food.

How do you let a guy know that you're sweet on him?

I tell him. I just say, "I really like you," and that's it.

Ever hate being the Spice you are?

No - I love it, because it gives me ammunition. If anybody tried to bother me, I just turn into Scary Spice.

If you could change something about your body, what would it be?

I wouldn't change a thing about it. This is me. I don't love my body or hate it - it's just my body.

What's the scariest thing you've ever done?

Had my tongue pierced.

What does your mom think about your tongue?

She thinks it's completely disgusting. When she saw it, she said "Get that out of your mouth. Now!"

What makes you start laughing hysterically?

Stupid, childish things. Like when some little kid says, "I don't like you cause you smell like smell poo." That really cracks me up.

What grosses you out?

A too-well-groomed, la-di-da, overly polite "gentleman" turns me off.

So, do you like being a loudmouth?

All my life I've said what I think, whether it's gotten me in trouble or not. I can't help expressing my opinion - it's who I am. I'm very straight and direct.