From the day she was bald
She was something
She played Space Riff
Not Ralph Hapschatt's bride
Dressed in lamé
And she realized that Sue was to blame
She left stage when Frankie died
After she gave up booze
All she wanted
Was Ritz head tattoos
And Barry Bostwick
She heard a clunk
In her broken-down cheap piece of junk
Taking her long Las Vegas ride
When Freddy said she was dressed like Dead Eddie
You knew she was way psycho cool
But when she said she was pals with the great Weird Al
What a girl!
Makes you hurl!
Made me drool!
Everybody loved her
Some called Fred their mother
I said, Fred, to you from me
An iron-on of Stan and Wendy
But at DenverCon she won't be there to see...
But she must have felt bad
About something
That's why she had
Sent me e-mail that reads...
What's it say? Is it long?
"EMonk, you're a freak
Your singing makes me sick and weak
You'd better not write me some stupid song!"
When Freddy said she was dressed like Dead Eddie
You knew she was way psycho cool
But when she said she was pals with the great Weird Al
What a girl!
Makes you hurl!
Made me drool!
When Freddy said she was dressed like Dead Eddie
You knew she was way psycho cool
But when she said she was pals with the great Weird Al
What a girl!
Makes you hurl!
Made me drool!
Freddy...
Fred was Completely Crazy
Had a very shiny head
Shaved it when she was Meph Smith
Grew it back to be dead Ed
All of the folks in Denver
Gaped to see her play Macy
Next thing you know she'll be in
Something feminine/lacy
Then one shitty MayDay eve
The theater came to say
"Freddie take your cast and go
"Lose the stage and weights and so..."
Now all her friends are homeless
As they face the sky and cry
"Rocky's gone from Chicago
Let's watch that manager die!"