We pride ourselves in our rather extensive vocabularies. Please observe and practice our distinct and clearly intellectual manner of speech.


Arrr: Used as an expression of anger or contempt; also used in your frequent pirate impressions.


Blech: A word conveying vomitous disgust; the proper reaction to public displays of affection.

Blwahhrghhh: Expressed in association with fury and/or surprise. For example, if one should discover that he or she is denied certain funds for school, he or she would rightfully exclaim, "Blwahhrghhh!"

Bush: Neither a shrubbery nor a President; a word used against an act of force (pushing someone/something/oneself), or placing an object in a suitable location (a Sociology book in a furnace).


Chuck: A general name for anyone, be they a Charles or not (preferably not); can be used in contexts such as, "What's up, Chuck?" (get it?!), or "You stood me up, Chuck," and often "Wanna knock over a 7-11, Chuck?"


Eff: Sounds like "F", used as replacement for the word "Freaking" (we're assuming that you don't even think about the other word); use sparingly, as the risk for misunderstanding is likely.


Hizaah (not to be confused with huzzah): A formal greeting to close friends; also a random exclamation of sudden change to defensive mode.

Hua:A strength-inducing word usually used when lifting heavy objects or engaging in a strenuous activity such as standing up.


Pchunk: ????

Psh: An expression of doubt or reaction towards something of ludicrous nature, i.e. Ben Affleck playing Dare Devil (again I say, Psh!)


Splornge: A currently uncommon word that rhymes with orange (thought there wasn't one, didn't ya?); the formal definition is a fight or a rumble.