If there's anything worse than anything, it's going to the bathroom in a public restroom. You're in for one of two things: someone will try to barge in, or they'll succeed. That's why we put our trust in locks. If there isn't one, you might as well relieve yourself in front of everyone and get it over with. And even if there is a lock, there are still some disadvantages. Someone may come along and attempt to open the door, not knowing that you're in there. So you think, "Ya know, if there wasn't a lock on that door, I'd be pretty embarrassed right about now." Then they knock, which means you have to say something or they'll never leave you alone. "Hold on a second," or "I'm in here, dagnabbit," or maybe "Ya stinkin jerk, can't you see that the door's closed and locked? Beat it!" Or, if you're like me, you might just make a whole lot of noise so they know that it's occupied. I'm talkin slamming down the lid, flushing four times, turning the water on as high as it goes, yelling at the soap dispenser, pounding on the paper towel dispenser or you might even sing. You'' probably scare them off so people know you're not with them. That'll keep ya safe.
Why the stink do all these shampoo commercials have some weirdo taking a shower underneath a waterfall? First of all, the shampoo would pollute the ecosystem, and second of all, no one in their right mind would go to the middle of a rainforest to shower and only hippies would fantasize about it. And who would want to take a shower in the middle of the habitats of all that is poisonous or will eat your face?
If you were in a band like Hanson, where you're all in the same family, and you didn't wanna be a band anymore, what would you do? You couldn't go your separate ways because you live together and probably go everywhere together. Your band reunions would be family reunions. There's nowhere to go until the first one goes to college. I guess that's the price you pay for sharing the stage with your siblings.
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