You have every pin-up of the Backstreet Boys ever made. (Or at least a whole lot of em)
Your favorite place to meet boys is on the Internet.
You've turned down the babliest dude in your class because you're convinced Freddy Prinze, Jr. is in love with you.
You like the images on this page.
The word "like" appears at least 5 times in all of yer sentences.
You never ever miss TRL.
Absolutely anything with flowers or butterflies (among other insects) on it is a must have.
Two words: Prince William
Excessive amounts of glitter.
Bath & Body Works is, "like, the best place in the mall, cuz it, like, smells sooo good."
Make up, make up, and more make up. ***Note: make-up is not necessarily Fourteenitis. Quantity determines the level of girliness.***
Ahem... "Girlz rule, boys drool." (Except Johnny from math class. Can you believe he asked to borrow a pencil today?! I could die!)
For some odd reason, Britney Spears is your role model. We'll talk more on this subject later.

If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, we suggest you take action immediately. Take charge and you can provide the proper treatments to aid you through this time of your life.

Suggestions for treatment

Make sure your life doesn't consist mostly of watching Total Request Live.
Don't read teen magazines.
Limit your obsession to 3 male celebrities maximum.
Limit your make-up supply to only the basics.
REMEMBER: You don't have to be 14 to have Fourteenitis. In most cases, it occurs in girls ages 12-15. But don't think it can't happen to you... because it can.

Take the quiz to find out if you have Fourteenitis!

This little piggy went home.