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(Things only dumb people ask, but should nonetheless be considered.)


Can bar soap get germs on it?

If Valley was such a hard team to beat, why did Bayside always win?

If I said, "I'm writing a book about nothing," what would it be about? Nothing or anything? If it were about nothing, would there be anything in it?

There's a River Phoenix, but is there a Phoenix River?

If you bought a device that you dropped into your toilet that claimed to further prevent clogs, would you still throw away your plunger?

Why isn't July 11th a holiday? It's 7-11 for cryin out loud!

Why did Corey Feldman make such a bad comeback?

If Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck and Pluto's a dog, what's Goofy? (Those kids asked this question in the 80's flick "Stand by Me." They're right. Disney deceived us all.)

Ya want some cola with that ice?

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