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"Evolution was a cheese based substance."-Michael DeLucia
"One mosquito, two mosquito, three mosquito four."-Mr. McGraw
"Beth... just kill em all."-Mikenzi
"Track kills."-Lacie and Beth
"Are you a man or an amoeba?"-Robin Williams in The Dead Poets Society
"Hey people, if you lost your little toe, nobody would know, unless you went to the pool or something. But if you lost your big toe, like in a freak lawn mower accident or something, then you'd have a problem people."-Mr. Glosek
"Why don't you just swallow a gold fish?"-Cliff
"Romeo is a babbling idiot."-Also by Mr. McGraw
"Oh, evil day."-Stan
"Rapido rapido! Rapidamente!"-Mikenzi
"I stole Christmas and there's nothin you can do about it."-Yet another quote by Mr. McGraw
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."-some kid
"Flatulence is not a virtue."-Maddie & Katie
"My femur's related to my...chromosome"-Lacie
"Look at all the Christians!"-Beth
"You don't love me... YOU NEVER LOVED ME!"-The Orange County Supertones
"Are they done singing yet?"-The Shower Mafia<-click on this! "I don't like mysteries because you just don't know."-Mr. K.
"What would you think if someone came up to you and said, 'Parlez vous Francois'?" "I've had a crush on him for like, a week. It's time to move on."-Maddie
"Friends don't let friends listen to Britney Spears."-Mel V.
"My annoyance is your detention."-Kosmo
"I wouldn't think nuthin', I'd just bust him over the head."-Huck Finn and Jim in Disney's "The Adventures of Huck Finn."
We have more quotes, but they're not on here yet, so hold yas horses.