Welkomme to the Church of the Starry Wisdom2

SECTION 1

I would like to join the Church of the Starry Wisdom2 in their crusade to enlighten the world about the ways of Eris Kallisti Discordia and how we can live together in peaceful harmony will one another.

I MADE A MISTAKE BY COMING HERE…SORRY

I BELIEVE THIS IS A LOAD OF CRAP, BUT HELL I WOULD SURE LIKE TO BELONG TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN…PICK ONE

N.A. A.A. I.R.S. Other

SECTION 2

I WOULD LIKE TO BE KNOWN IN THE CHURCH AS THE FOLLOWING

WITH THE TITLES OF

MY E-MAIL ADDRESSES ARE

MY PAST (FUTURE) HISTORY IN THE CHURCH GOES AS FOLLOWS

THE REASON I JOINED THE CHURCH WAS BECAUSE THE DIDN'T ACCEPT MY PRIVATE DONATION OF SWEDISH PINEAL ENLAGER

THERE ARE CURRENTLY WARRANTS OUT FOR MY ARREST FOR CRIMES THAT I DID NOT COMMIT. AND THE CRIME DESCRIPTIONS GO AS FOLLOWS…

(NOTE: PLEASE FOR LEGAL{US OR YOURSELF} PURPOSE DON'T REPORT ACTUAL CRIMES OR IF YOU DO PLEASE DON'T BLAME RICHARD KIMBLE*)

SECTION 3

NOW SOME QUESTIONS TO ESTABLISH PERSONALITY TRAITES AND BACKGROUND INFORMATION

  1. DID YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF TRYING ANY ILLEGAL DRUG?
  2. HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU GO TO SLEEP DRIVING?
  3. WHAT IS THE MIDDLE INITIAL IN FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT'S NAME?
  4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DOSED OF IN THE LAST 30 SECONDS.
  5. HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE NUMBER 5?
  6. BONUS: WHAT IS ERIS'S REAL MIDDLE NAME? !!!FNORD~KOHRISTI~FNORD!!!

    ANSWER QUESTIONS 1-5 AND THE BONUS HERE

    ENTER ANY ADDITIONAL INFORMATION THE CHURCH SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T NEED TO KNOW IN THE SPACE GIVEN BELOW (I.E. CREDIT CARD #'S, HOME PHONE ETC.)

     

    SECTION 4

    IN THIS SPACE LIST THE HOME OR E-MAIL ADDRESSES OF FRIENDS OR ENEMIES OR WHOEVER ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENLIST IN THE CHURCH

     

    SECTION 5

    I WOULD LIKE TO BE ON THE CHURCH MAILING LIST

    I AM NOT NOR EVER WAS A CABBAGE

    I HAVE OFTEN WONDERED WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO "PEE WEE" HERMAN

    I SAID THAT I WASN'T A CABBAGE

    YES YOU DO ASK TOO MANY DAMN QUESTIONS BUT THEN AGAIN THAT MAKES YOU WELL INFORMED.

     

    "I 'M A KIND OF A PERFECTIONIST" ~DR. "CHIP" DOUGLAS

    "THERE WAS NO WAS OF EXPLAINING THE TERROR I FELT" ~REV. DR. RAOUL DUKE-DOKTOR OF JOURNALISM

    I THINK THAT'S ABOUT ALL I'LL NEED FOR NOW

    7. Thanks for your time,

    Pope St. Rev. Edmund Lexis Fenderson