This page is full of what I call my 'funnies'... little spontaneous poems... that are either stupid, inane... or just plain funny!! Also... I've put most of my 4-liner poems here too!!

I didn't think that this page would be that long *grins* 'Coz I mostly write morbidly sad poems... but... I guess... I have written a few funnies... and some good four-liners eh??


(have you noticed... this page is purple... the colour of insanity)
*grins manically*!


FURTHER ADVENTURES OF LITTLE RED

Little Red Riding Hood,
Thought it was cool,
To have a smoke,
On the way to school.
It didn’t look big,
And it didn’t enhance her,
And in the end,
She died of cancer!..............Fleur Mar ‘92

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NONSENSE

Floating in a warped blue sky,
Fell off the edge of nowhere,
Is it my imagination
Or did I just wake up?.........Fleur Apr. ‘93

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SPIDER

Spider crawling cross the floor,
Spider crawling up the door,
Spider creeps across the wall,
Spider, spider, down he falls.
I spy spider on the rug,
Spider spies my ugly mug,
Rolled up newspaper spider spies,
Methinks spider,
Spies no more......................Fleur ‘95

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TRIPPY

I was your mother,
And I was your child.
Lost in time,
Blew my mind!.......................Fleur '93

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I LOVE YOU

I want to say I love you,
I really, really do,
But ev'ry time I say believe me,
You never blinkin' do!...............Fleur '92

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NIGHT OUT

You said 'hello',
I said 'Hi',
And in the morning,
A whispered 'goodbye'................Fleur '96

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FEELING

Feeling good?
I'm feeling fine.
Feeling great?
I'm on cloud nine!...................Fleur '92

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ARCHAEOLOGIST

Archaeologists' treat,
Is human bone,
Large feet,
Name unknown.........................Fleur '92

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SKYSCRAPER

Skyscraper looms high,
Oppressive.
Architect's dream,
Obsessive...............................Fleur '92

İFleur


*You see a flight of carpeted wooden stairs ahead of you... You grab a dusty bottle of red wine, uncork it, swig it...and look at the label, 1852... You shrug, swig again, and debate whether to continue on up the stairs to the exit, or go back and explore some of the other passages*


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