Red_Barren's Me Page

Yup, that's me. Really. No, really. I'm about 6' tall and weigh about 170 lbs, in case you wonder what the rest of me looks like. This is the picture from my ID card at work, taken on one of the hottest and most humid days of the year after we moved the ID card computer to another building and I helped set it up. I was sweating like a pig, my hair (what's left of it) was a mess (usually is), and the jerk (I won't mention Jim's name) told me to sit down so he could adjust the camera to the right level. Click. A minute later, I had my ID card. So I swiped the JPG and put it here. My cousin took a picture of me with his nifty Kodak digital camera and is supposed to e-mail it to me, but he hasn't yet, so that's all you get to see.




Still want to know more? Well, how 'bout this: (most of it's obvious)



Real Name:Tim
Gender: Male
Date of Birth: July 13, 1961
City/State: Buffalo, New York
Hair Color: Red What's left of it. I started losing it when I was 19. About the same time I met my ex. Hmmmm.
Eye Color: Which one? The blue one? The brown one? The one that changes? Okay, blue. Kinda. Sometimes kinda brown. Go figure.
Marital Status: Divorced!
Pets: Dog
Smokes: (cough, cough, hack) Just a little
I Look Like: My picture. Duh!
Occupation: Computer Operator, Assistant Programmer, Network dude, Unix guru
Interests: Anything outdoors. And most things indoors. Oh, yeah, and eating.
Favorite food: No real preference. Brunettes, redheads, ... ;)
Political Philosophy: If it ain't broke, you're not using a big enough hammer!!
Drink of Choice:Ice cold Labatt Ice
2nd Drink of Choice:Really cold Labatt Ice
3rd Drink of Choice:Cold Labatt Ice
Favorite holiday:Christmas
2nd Favorite holiday: April Fool's Day
3rd Favorite holiday: Any other one where they pay me to take the day off.


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