So you want to see a resume, huh? Well, I've spent most of my life flying in the skys over Germany trying to shoot down this stupid dog on his dog house. No real reason for it. Just don't like the color of the dog house. I hear he's a nice guy, though.
For those of you who seriously want a resume, you should know that I'm very happy where I work now, so it would take a lot of money and some major benefits to get me to leave. But if you want a resume, I'll send you one. Just me a description of the position you're trying to fill, and I'll send you the resume if I'm interested. Oh, yeah, let me know what kind of bucks you're offering. I might mail it sooner.