(M)eat the T-Magnums!!!

This is Matt.

He is the eldest of the group, at 16, and also
the sexy singer/guitarist. Oooh baby! From what I last
knew, his birthday is June 12th. Umm, what other stuff
can I say about him? He's one of my three best friends,
which I'm sure he doesn't want me telling the world.
Oops.

This is Andy.

He is the baby of the group (and I DO mean
baby!!!) at 14. His birthday is August 29th,
right before school starts, which sucks for
him. Whatta dildo. Oh yeah, he plays bass, sings,
and performs all the sexual favors that I can ask for.

This is Noah.

I am the middle sibling of the three, being
15 years young. My birthday is on Halloween
(October 31 for you unhip people out there). The
fact that it is during school sucks the most out
all of ours. Shit. Uh, I play drums and all that stuff.

Note how our initials spell out MAN. That isn't
to say, of course, that any of us are real men...
Backnshit...