Ever wondered what the worst smells sounded like? Try out these stinky samples...
These are RealAudioTM
files.
That means that they load fast but they sound like doggie pooh. They are
still cool though...disclaimer: you must have a 28.8 or better Internet connexion for this to work properly... If you have problems, you can try dowloading them from here.
VR
Girl - true love between a boy and his computer. How real is Virtual
Reality? Who cares, just pass me the vaseline...
Cannibal
Love - You can't understand the relationship between romance and cannibalism?
Well you can just EAT ME BABY!!!
Musk -
The Smelly Men Anthem!!! Smelly Men of the world unite!!! All you have to lose is your stench...
Bump
the Bottom - I always thought that speck at the bottom of the pool
was a turd...
Nimrods
from Outer Space!!! - I really hate it when they forget the anesthetic
before probing the inside of my rectum with a large spatula...don't you?
All songs by the Smelly Men, 1996.
You need the RealAudio Player 3.0 to run these. I don't have the capacity to make them run realtime, so you'll have to download them just like any other sound file...sorry. They don't sound the best, but they are pretty quick to download. Have a ball...
If you don't have a RealAudio Player, you can download one from http://www.realaudio.com
You can complain and tell me that i suck by e-male at: 
billybodyodor@oocities.com