Tickle Me Emo is now known as Accident Prone.
Tickle Me Emo Lyrics
Here they are. There aren't actually any recorded TME songs, but here are the lyrics for the proposed songs. Yeah. They're all by Michael "7-Ball Reader" Nolan, so that makes them ©copyright Michael Nolan 1997. Yay. Once you're finished, you can go back to the Tickle Me Emo page.
Combat Trousers
Where are his pants? A Camouflage for every occasion! His pants are camouflaged, and therefore invisible to the naked eye! Thank heavens for fanny packs! etc. etc. ...
Programmed for Love
I cannot feel emotion. I was not programmed for love. My circuits cannot handle the warmth of human kindness.
Hardee's Wizards are Rippin
In the dark time of the dawning the dark forces have their way. And in the twilight of the endtime hours the wizards come out to play
Vacation Shoes
Sunburned from the elbows down. Tight shorts are heading out of town it's time to gas up the minivan. This guy, man, he's cooler than Tron. His collar's turned up, he knows what's going on, and the high school girls are alright at any age.
chorus:
a bearded man, waves hello. Shorts have never been that shade of yellow. Sixty-four ounces of Coke is never enough.
*solo* : Steve
Fanny packs are out in force. Casual legs in tight tight shorts, St. Disney of our pilgrimage brings family fun tonight.
Vacation in America (x whatever's appropriate)